**Transfer deadline caption comp special**

[Focher]

"i quite lierally ripped Cilla's balloon knot in half last night"

[holsgrove breaks a leg]

#What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live?.....#

"We are delighted to announce the introduction of a free pair of rumblestix for every lucky season ticket holder"

[dantheloyalroyal]

"And once I've sold this microphone, I'm going to sell this big arse picture behind me."

[clauski]

Remember, Reading FC has spent 120 of its 140 year history in the lower divisions. I'm proud to be able to return this football club to its traditions and heritage at the roots of English football.

[Sir Dodger Royal]

"I agree with Sir Dodger Royal when he says that I am a complete wan*er. Real Facts. He is my favourite pundit as he talks Real Sense in the Real World"

[Focher]

"I agree with Sir Dodger Royal when he says that I am a complete wan*er. Real Facts. He is my favourite pundit as he talks Real Sense in the Real World"

[Kitson12]

"I agree with Sir Dodger Royal when he says that I am a complete wan*er. Real Facts. He is my favourite pundit as he talks Real Sense in the Real World"

Despite all the sad news coming today that did genuinely make me

[RobRoyal]

I can see you're all disappointed by today's news, but we won't be giving in to MOB RULE...

[Question Mark]

"What do you mean now stand in the bath Brian?"

[rob the royal]

You know I chose this tie because it goes with the microphone

[seahawk10]

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat (boat, yeah)

[The Lonely Island (T-Pain)]
I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick) I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flippin burgers, you at Kinko's straight flippin copies

I'm ridin on a dolphin, doin flips and shit
This dolphin's splashin, gettin e'rybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and, it's goin fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, then you're sho' not me-oh
{Get the oxf*rd up, this boat is real}

oxf*rd land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
oxf*rd trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Gylfi Siggurdsson, anything is possible

[SLAMMED]

I wanna be a billionare, so freakin' bad.

[Snowball]

The fans wanted us to sign Kish from Blackburn


We did.



The fans weren't happy with the left-back position.

We are fixing that.


All good teams need to be built from the back. We now have an excellent mix of youth and experience at the back

[RobRoyal]

Every time I come back on this thread I wish something a little more violent and disguting involving this man and his microphone.





At this stage it's getting rather perverse.

[Row Z Royal]

Every time I come back on this thread I wish something a little more violent and disguting involving this man and his microphone.





At this stage it's getting rather perverse.

Quoted for hilarity.

[Row Z Royal]

A good Harte these days is hard to find

[Spud Gun]

#What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live?.....#

"Good business at £6m ... that's another wing on the hotel right?"

[SLAMMED]

I wanna be a billionare, so freakin' bad.

Sell the best player we've ever had

[Plymouth_Royal]

Simon Cowell: So Mr. Mad why do you think you have the X-Factor?




Let me show you.

My Chequebooks meant to bring players to the yard.
And there like the wages are crap.
But Im like you have to take that.
Cos my money, stays in my bank

Simon Cowell: Well I've heard enough. That's a Yes from me.

[loyalroyaldaz]

"Have you heard the one about the Jumped up Egotistical Twat who would sell his own granny if there was a profit in it?"