What's the most drunk you've been at a match?

[bobbybottler]

I recall an away game at Hereford in 1984 where a well known supporter was so pissed that he could not stand on the terraces. His excuse was that the heat of the day had caused his artificial knnes to swell in size rendering him incapable of standing. The Police pissed themselves laughing and decided to let this man off and not cart him away for a spell in the local cells.

Was that the year of the RDS trip to Edgar Street? A lot of very drunk Royals for that one.

Anyway, for me, Elland Road League Cup, the one we lost 2-1, early 1996 ish (?)

Early minibus up there, pcunted by 11:00 am, drank all day, went to the match, sat down for a curry at midnight in Leeds city centre, puked on my shoes at 6 am in Loddon Bridge Road, got home 30 mins later, brushed my teeth, showered and went to work. Happy days.

Can't really remember the match but Eric Nixon was in goal for us and was bloody awful.

[who are ya?]

Coventry away at Highfield Road about 10 years ago.

About a midday kick off on boxing day I think. Hadn't had a drink on the day but woke up about 30 mins before kick off. My brother drove the 30 odd miles who was thankfully slightly more sober then me.

Arrived at 12.05' parked 5 minutes from the ground and pretty much sprinted all the way there to find that kick off had been delayed due to crowd congestion.

"You might aswell go home, you might aswell go home".....

"at least we got here on time, at least we got here on time"

[Skin]

5-0 over Derby.
driven to all games all season, this one no different but was staying at a mates in Reading. Puked before the game, skulled a can under the flag before ko, loads of drugs at half time and it was only sunday night i found out we won 5-0. I definitely remember getting to 2-0 and because I have seen it on you tube, Murtys pen, but that was it. Great day.

[leicsRoyal]

Coventry away at Highfield Road about 10 years ago.

About a midday kick off on boxing day I think. Hadn't had a drink on the day but woke up about 30 mins before kick off. My brother drove the 30 odd miles who was thankfully slightly more sober then me.

Arrived at 12.05' parked 5 minutes from the ground and pretty much sprinted all the way there to find that kick off had been delayed due to crowd congestion.

"You might aswell go home, you might aswell go home".....

"at least we got here on time, at least we got here on time"

That's the one!

[pace=forster]

Villa away. Fell asleep just before half time and only found out Harper had scored a couple of days later. Im told I didnt miss much!

[leon]

fulham away 1998. me and a fellow rfc "enthusiast" spent the late afternoon/early evening drinking export strength lager in Hammersmith. It all started going badly when Sean Evers scored for us, it started pissing down on us and I decided to start some ill advised chants. After that I remember nothing, apart from the horrific hangover. We lost something nil.

[Compo's Hat]

Probably West Brom away in 2003 in my younger drinking days. England won the World Cup that morning and Sky had moved our game to tea time, i have no memory of the 0-0 at all!

[General B]

Bournemouth away 1994. Started drinking at 9am for an evening kick off. Last memory of the day was trying to help someone squeeze a bus seat through the window on the top deck on the way to the ground.

[Maguire]

Got to be an away game - possibly Sheff Wed in 2006. I watched the highlights the next day and was convinced I must have not been there coz I couldn't remember a single thing about it.

[Norfolk Royal]

Easy one for me this. Play off final against Bolton which I attended with a m8 from Norwich. Basically had a Leo and ended up after the game getting into a session with some Bolton fans in the hotel attached to Liverpool St.

Got the last train back to Norwich and collapsed on the platform when I got off the train. Missus and my m8 had to scoop me off the platform to get me home.

[Focher]

Bournemouth away 1994. Started drinking at 9am for an evening kick off. Last memory of the day was trying to help someone squeeze a bus seat through the window on the top deck on the way to the ground.

i was at this game. Do you remember when we had a shot (Gilkes i think) towards the Reading end that was going wide and a Reading fan ran on and cooly finished it into the bottom corner and reeled off in celebration.

That was a lolzworthy game of drinking and pitch invasions

[Friday's Legacy]

Got to be an away game - possibly Sheff Wed in 2006. I watched the highlights the next day and was convinced I must have not been there coz I couldn't remember a single thing about it.

it wasn't a very memorable game though to be fair. i got so board i kept looking down at the lower tier and the old terrace the seats are now on and just starting thinking about all those that died that day and how they just went to watch their team play football like we were. other than that i remember nothing of the game itself. we were just winding down for the summer.

[Hugo Boss]

Other than the first Premiership season, the majority of which was spent in a drunken haze, the following were probably the worst...

Home game against Sheff Utd circa 2003 - Hazy recollections of Shorey scoring a free kick early on then the next thing I remember was waking up in the bogs. Found m8s who told me it was now the 2nd half.

Coventry away a couple of years ago - Brendy drove a load of us up and we were in a Weatherspoons by 9am. Had already polished off best part of a bottle of Captain Morgans. Passed out on Big Foot for most of the second half after spending half time wandering round the concourse with a hotdog hanging out the zip/button part of my jeans.

Walsall play off final - Can't remember anything about the game at all really. Polished off a crate of Stella between 3 of us on the train down.

Peterborough away a couple of years ago - Went for a sleep at the back of the terracing as I was close to passing out.

[Focher]

spending half time wandering round the concourse with a hotdog hanging out the zip/button part of my jeans.

[Hugo Boss]

EiL loved it.

[Focher]

EiL loved it.

and RL 8 it

[floyd__streete]

spending half time wandering round the concourse with a hotdog hanging out the zip/button part of my jeans.

Bournemouth away, 2001. I was steaming, turned around 2 minutes into the game and had a piss on the packed away terrace.

[handbags_harris]

5-0 over Derby.
driven to all games all season, this one no different but was staying at a mates in Reading. Puked before the game, skulled a can under the flag before ko, loads of drugs at half time and it was only sunday night i found out we won 5-0. I definitely remember getting to 2-0 and because I have seen it on you tube, Murtys pen, but that was it. Great day.

LOLz. Murty's penalty wasn't that game, it was QPR. Must have been utterly smashed

fulham away 1998. me and a fellow rfc "enthusiast" spent the late afternoon/early evening drinking export strength lager in Hammersmith. It all started going badly when Sean Evers scored for us, it started pissing down on us and I decided to start some ill advised chants. After that I remember nothing, apart from the horrific hangover. We lost something nil.

LOLz. It was Grant Brebner who scored, but you must have been utterly smashed because apparently we lost something nil. It was 3-1 mate

Probably West Brom away in 2003 in my younger drinking days. England won the World Cup that morning and Sky had moved our game to tea time, i have no memory of the 0-0 at all!

You're oxf*rd 26

Most pissed I've been at a game is a toss-up between

* Norwich home last season - decided to go on a 5-hour drinking binge before the game. I had no recollection of the first two Norwich goals.
* Ipswich away April 10 - brother's stag party and was drinking Kriek 6 hours before kick off.
* Crewe away November 03 - no real reason, just a major piss-up.

[blindedbythelights]

[bobbybottler]

Bournemouth away 1994. Started drinking at 9am for an evening kick off. Last memory of the day was trying to help someone squeeze a bus seat through the window on the top deck on the way to the ground.

i was at this game. Do you remember when we had a shot (Gilkes i think) towards the Reading end that was going wide and a Reading fan ran on and cooly finished it into the bottom corner and reeled off in celebration.

That was a lolzworthy game of drinking and pitch invasions

The Woodley-based Reading fan in question then ran up to Kevin "Rooster" Russell and informed him that he was a fat bald headed pcunt.

DisgracefuLOL scenes. No wonder it didn't make the Year Of The Royals video.