Worst Lavatory Experience

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by bcubed » 22 Sep 2011 21:02

leicsRoyal Saltergate, Chesterfield was quite an experience.

Standing against the urinal wall in the wide open while people looked over you out of the bedroom window of their terraced houses.


Saltergate for me too

I am sure it was (and probably still is) literally just a wall and not even a channel at ground level, just an uneven floor

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by Ralph Jolly » 22 Sep 2011 22:07

The gents at Bloomfield Road before it was all rebuilt recently were pretty horrific

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by 9165 » 23 Sep 2011 00:13

Did anyone else have the `pleasure` of Doncaster at the Belle Vue ? Sept. 85 - a couple of dark huts in the corner, one of which contained the biggest turd known to mankind trying to escape from its home. Won the game 1-0 though !

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by SLAMMED » 23 Sep 2011 00:19

This thread would have much more potential on AE...

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by RepressedRoyal » 23 Sep 2011 08:04

There truly are some grim experiences here, the door in the South Bank shitter was one that created genuine fear for me. At the age of 10 on my first visit to a Reading game (a 1-0 giant killing in League Cup v Rotherham who were a league above) I can remember morbidly wondering what evil laid behind there. Over the nexty twenty years I never did pass through that door in to Hell, but what was a really poignant moment for Reading fans was the release of the film Trainspotting in the mid 90's. There was scene in a pub featuring a toilet with a sign saying "Worst Pub in Scotland" and as the door opened everyone who had been in South Bank had the same thought............."that reminds me of shitter on the South Bank"


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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by TBM » 23 Sep 2011 10:52

Warfield North Stand Colchester Away. Last away game of the season the year we lost the final in Cardiff. 2k away fans squeezed in with one Urinal and a sink as the "facilities" And most of us had been on the beer so it was not pleasant!!


lol - i just ended up doing it down the front of the terrace

Truly awful ground that was.......a shed for a "burger hut" and 1 toilet

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 24 Sep 2011 10:06

I remember an away game at Southend I believe, where the place was so flooded (it can't all have been piss, surely, not even if the Gérard Depardieu appreciation society had held their annual meeting in there) that people weren't even attempting to go in. They just stood at the doorway and pissed through it.


For bad experiences, you'd have to go a long way to beat this guy, presumably when he sobered up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpJDTNCN ... re=related

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by SLAMMED » 24 Sep 2011 16:48

Rev Algenon Stickleback H I remember an away game at Southend I believe, where the place was so flooded (it can't all have been piss, surely, not even if the Gérard Depardieu appreciation society had held their annual meeting in there) that people weren't even attempting to go in. They just stood at the doorway and pissed through it.


For bad experiences, you'd have to go a long way to beat this guy, presumably when he sobered up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpJDTNCN ... re=related


LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Worst Lavatory Experience

by Forty » 24 Sep 2011 23:02

Wembley. Queue a mile long all across the concourse. Felt like being a girl!


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