Songs for Pompey

[Compo's Hat]

There really isn't anything wrong with the 'you tax dodging bastards, you shouldn't be here' chant to justify another thread for this.

[paultheroyal]

Does anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid? I've made an offer for a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm five minutes away from owning Portsmouth.

This to the only fools and horses tune?

[BenReadingFC]

Does anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid?
I've made an offer for a Mickey Mouse outfit
and I'm five minutes away from owning Portsmouth.
Why do only fools and horses work

This to the only fools and horses tune?

Best post youve ever made, edited 4 u

[Mid Sussex Royal]

Apologies to Salt & Pepa


Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani

Lets talk about Tax

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Love that

[SLAMMED]

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

[The Cap]

"Where's the oxf'rd with the bell?"

Short but always good for a larf

[who are ya?]

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

Magnifique, Fratton Park

[Jackson Corner]

We got a cut price Kitson, a useless Kanu when we had a bloke from Shepards Bush, Paid no income tax or VAT. No money back or guarantee.
half price shirts in our megastore.
God bless Gaydamac
Viva Chainrai
No more Pompey anymore
No more Pompey anymore
No more Pompey anymore

[thirtyyarder]

Apologies to Salt & Pepa


Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani

Lets talk about Tax

I actually sang that out loud to get the tune! Bad? Definately, but when I went in for the second refrain is where it got embarrassing.

[bcubed]

to the tune of Seven Nation Army (sung by Reading fans at Crystal Palace a few years ago)

"You're in ad-min-is-tray-tion"

and repeat, ad nauseum

[biscuitman]

No more Pompey anymore

Stranglers- No more heroes!!

[Barry the bird boggler]

Sounds like the poetry of Ewan McTeagle might fit in well at Pompey

[Uncle Andy]

There really isn't anything wrong with the 'you tax dodging bastards, you shouldn't be here' chant to justify another thread for this.

Get a life

[Uncle Andy]

You shouldn't be here, you shouldn't be heeeere! You tax dodging bastard, you shouldn't be here.

i want this as well ah please get these started. so many laughs to be had on tuesday. i hope they bring a decent away following to give a little back; that'll only encourage us. haha

Not sure how many they will bring - they have to get their tickets direct from RFC as we won't send them any tickets so I know at least 1 Pompey 'fan' that is refusing to attend.

[Terminal Boardom]

Not a song but Instead of the big #13 banner passed around the stands, why don't STAR produce a banner showing shit loads of cash?

Alternatively, the club could play this vid

http://youtu.be/AHo2pXO_XAI

[melonhead]

Apologies to Salt & Pepa


Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani

Lets talk about Tax

[Barry the bird boggler]

Not a song but Instead of the big #13 banner passed around the stands, why don't STAR produce a banner showing shit loads of cash?

Alternatively, the club could play this vid

http://youtu.be/AHo2pXO_XAI

or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkOmcIl79s

[VINTAGE ROYAL]

uncle andy wrote

Not sure how many they will bring - they have to get their tickets direct from RFC as we won't send them any tickets so I know at least 1 Pompey 'fan' that is refusing to attend

he just doesnt want totalk to you in truth

[who are ya?]

why don't STAR produce a banner showing shit loads of cash?

They just haven't got the time

[Percy's Rocket]

No song but we are heading for a perfect storm here

If Pompey go tits up before the season ends because all their money is going to Gaydamak the other teams lose their points gained against them

so Sky says that is West Ham would lose six (and Saints one)

IF that happens and then we could pip West ham by one overall and get that second spot

so Pompey in the Rymans ..West ham denied promotion and us up.............................


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