New Player Songs For...

[Big Foot]

1st team board hat-trick for years

[Will95]

Viva Alex Pearce,
Viva Alex Pearce,
Solid at the back, keeping out the attack,
Viva Alex Pearce

No no no

It goes like this

Viva Alex Pearce, viva Alex Pearce,
Solid at the back, keeping out the blacks,
Viva Alex Pearce

First sung in 2008/09 ish when he was getting picked ahead of Duberry & Bikey IIRC

Yes, yes, but he's not exactly keeping any blacks out atm is he?

[maffff]

We could edit the chant used by Sunderland fans for Stephen Taylor

"when Jakey Taylor dies, when Jakey Taylor dies
we'll all be having a party, we'll all be having a party, we'll all be having a party
when Jakey Taylor dies"
(to we're gonna win the league)

........maybe not ....changing it to scores might work better .

I miss the Noel Hunt chant FloLOLyd started. (was it Blue Danube?)

[maffff]

Roystoonnnnn, whereever you may be, we can't afford your salary,
You don't make assists and you don't score goals so we'll pay your wage in Gregg's sausage rolls.
(lord of the dance)

[sandman]

Oh Jake Taylor is magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He somehow got a contract,
Even though he's pretty crap.

[royalZILLAAA]

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, ob-i-ta, life goes on, whoa! la la la la la la la

It would be:

'O-bla-di, o-bla da, Obita
Woooah, Woooooah, Obita'

Which would actually work, with a big woooooah that everyone can get in on.

'Karacan of Love' would be far too slow, simply can't see it taking off.

[kwik-silva]

Wouldn't it be nice if Kuhl was older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
Wouldn't it be nice to play together
In the kind of world where Kuhl belongs

Is this that Aaron Kuhl bloke?

Simply change "Daddy Cool" to Aaron, Aaron Kuhl

IN for the first, IN for the second. Excellent

[maffff]

"You're just too good to be true
I can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

Pardon the way that I stare
There's nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak
But if you feel like I feel
Please let me know that is real
You're just too good to be true
I can't take my eyes off you

We need you Madejski
And if it's quite all right
We need you Madejski
And if its quite alright
We need you Madejski
To warm cold Tuesdasy nights
We love you Madejski
Trust in me when I say its okay

Oh John Madejski
Don't take us down I pray
Oh John Madejski
Now that you're back you stay
And let me love you, Madejski
Let me love you

You're just too good to be true
I can't take my eyes off you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off you

We need you Madejski
And if it's quite all right
We need you Madejski
To warm cold Tuesday nights
We love you Madejski
Now trust in me when I say its okay

Oh John Madejski
Don't take us down I pray
Oh John Madejski
Now that you're back you stay
And let me love you, Madejski
Let me love you"

[maffff]

Hit it
Nah, na na na nah, na na na nah, na na nah, na na nah, na na na nah

Here comes Michael Hector, defender
He's the Royals ball winner, defender
Pick up the ball in-a de area, defender
Still love you like that, defender

[maffff]

Yes I'm procrastinating.

[maffff]

Spin Doctors - Two Princes

One, two princes kneel before you
That what I said now
Royals, Alex Pearce adores you
Just go ahead now
Pearce has defenders in his pockets
That's some bread, now
Morro wants to buy you rockets
Ain't in his head, now

[Eaststandman]

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, ob-i-ta, life goes on, whoa! la la la la la la la

It would be:

'O-bla-di, o-bla da, Obita
Woooah, Woooooah, Obita'

Which would actually work, with a big woooooah that everyone can get in on.

'Karacan of Love' would be far too slow, simply can't see it taking off.

or substitute OBITA for the Whoa and it gives his name out loud as the punch line,

Jordan has a barrow in the oracle, Mollie (Malone) is a singer with the band, Jordan says to Mollie (Malone), girl I like your face and Mollie (Malone) says yes as she takes him by the hand,
ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, OB-I-TA! la la how the life goes on, ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on, OB-I-TA! la la how the life goes on

Other verses courtesy of the nob massif!

[St. Brynjar]

I've always thought Animal Nitrate by Suede could be worked into a decent football chant.

[harry]

Roystoonnnnn, whereever you may be, we can't afford your salary,
You don't make assists and you don't score goals so we'll pay your wage in Gregg's sausage rolls.
(lord of the dance)

quality

[harry]

Wouldn't it be nice if Kuhl was older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
Wouldn't it be nice to play together
In the kind of world where Kuhl belongs

Is this that Aaron Kuhl bloke?

Simply change "Daddy Cool" to Aaron, Aaron Kuhl

He already had his own song at the Liverpool Youth Cup game:

Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Bob, repeat ad finitum

[JakeTheRoyal]

Roystoonnnnn, whereever you may be, we can't afford your salary,
You don't make assists and you don't score goals so we'll pay your wage in Gregg's sausage rolls.
(lord of the dance)

quality

This I like indeed

[EarleyRoyal16]

IN for Karacan of love, if it properly got going that is.

Also IN for Obita chant

"Woke up this morning feeling fine
Jordan Obita's on my mind
He plays football the way everyone should
Something tells me I'm in to something good"

[EarleyRoyal16]

For Pearce:

He's magic, you knowww, you'll never get past Pearcinho"

Me and a mate came up with this on the way back from Donny, don't ever expect it to catch on

[ItsAdzy]

Roystoonnnnn, whereever you may be, we can't afford your salary,
You don't make assists and you don't score goals so we'll pay your wage in Gregg's sausage rolls.
(lord of the dance)

quality

This I like indeed

Brilliant!!

[JakeTheRoyal]

For Pearce:

He's magic, you knowww, you'll never get past Pearcinho"

Me and a mate came up with this on the way back from Donny, don't ever expect it to catch on

Up for this especially after seeing him cry after we missed out on the play offs