Funny / Annoying things you heard on Saturday..

[Tails]

I was wasted after sinking several pints of Guineas at the Sports Bar & Grill.

This meant that at the time me and my group thought we were the epitome of wit walking back to the tube, in reality we were probably incredibly obnoxious.

Why were Arsenal fans so quiet? At one point 'banter' was exchanged with a single Arsenal supporter otherwise nothing.

PS Lauren(t) is a girl's name LA LA LA LAAA

[Royal Ginger]

Thought the announcer's attempts at Pogrebnyak's name were quite funny. You'd think that if you've got to say it in front of 84,089 people plus staff plus a TV audience of millions you'd ask someone how it's said and write it down phonetically.

Also witnessed a young 'hard man' 18-20 screaming abuse at an Arsenal supporter and his 6-7 year old son on the way out. Only gooners in that part of the crowd flow. Kid was in tears, complete classless act. His mates stopped it in the end.

Heard a lot of 'i'm not actually a Reading fan but...'

[IceIceGylfi]

I heard 'you're just a shit team from Tottenham' on the tube, 'Mesut Ozil his eyes are offside' at The Torch, and on the way back from Paddington, on the underpass we heard a woman shouting 'dave?!' Where are you Dave?!!' So we all took the piss by all shouting Dave for a bit. It stopped for five mins until my brother yelled at the top of his lungs (right in front of a copper too)...

'DAAAAAAAAAAAVE!'

Wonder if the rumours were true and Dave Royal HAD gone missing.

[Sutekh]

3 pissed up Gooners abusing my 2 teenage sons as we walked back to the car. Unbelievable scum.

The scum sitting in the Club seats at our end who threw coins and bottles down onto the people below.

A group of Gooners who shouted abuse as we walked past their hired double decker bus after the game. Scum.

Joyless vermin.

What a day though, a day to remember. So,proud of the players. Fedders you are a legend.

Hope the incident was reported to the stewards.....

[tidus_mi2]

Had a few dodgy things, maybe 1 you won't agree with.

1) I was in 114, some twats were behind us and everything had to be expletives with them, their favourite seemed to be calling everyone and everything a f****** c***, I get that swearing will happen at a football match but they really took the piss.

2) Same guys always shouting stupid stuff, makes me glad they don't decide the tactics, if an Arsenal player entered our half, "Take him out! Take the yellow!", or in the many situations where we just held our positions to keep a strong shape "Close him down ffs". Or my favourite was how he was for some reason annoyed there hadn't been a yellow card all game, forgetting that Chalobah got a yellow pretty early on.

3) Now this is the one many might disagree with but there were a few guys in front of me who stood the entire game and were the only ones in the entire block to do so, so essentially it had a domino effect where everyone behind them, myself included had to stand to see the match. To be fair I stand a lot during the match anyway but I'm not an all-match stander, hence why I had no intention of being sat in the singing sections.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Saw a Reading fan with a Reading shirt on yesterday. On the back it said "Never Forget" and then 96 as the numbers. WTF? Has absolutely fcuk all to do with Reading.

Attention seeking nonsense.

[exileinleeds]

Booked the Ibis at Wembley...first time a hotel has ever exceeded my expectations....right up until I was in the lift and some funking tossed decided to tell me that "at least you had a good day out at your cup final".


The Above has been spell-checked by Apple. I was not.

[Ian Royal]

Pissed (presumably) Arsenal fan on the tube who responded to some of our boisterous lads who'd been singing by singing back

"There's no black in the Union Jack"
Three or four times.
And then promptly denied being racist when he got called on it. And then persisted in trying to start a fight with them (with me stuck between them pushing him away).

Part of me hopes the lads gave him the shoeing he deserved, but the better part of me hopes they managed to rise above it in the end and enjoy the game rather than pummelling him as soon as they got out off the tube / out of Wembley Park.


Stupid Arsenal tart on the way out pointing at anyone in blue and white and shouting "Are you going to the Final?"
Yeah, enjoy your victory. Your team of multimillionaire wonder boys just got taken to extra time and pushed all the way by a team that can't buy a win in the Championship, you stupid bitch.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Pissed (presumably) Arsenal fan on the tube who responded to some of our boisterous lads who'd been singing by singing back

"There's no black in the Union Jack"
Three or four times.
And then promptly denied being racist when he got called on it. And then persisted in trying to start a fight with them (with me stuck between them pushing him away).

Part of me hopes the lads gave him the shoeing he deserved, but the better part of me hopes they managed to rise above it in the end and enjoy the game rather than pummelling him as soon as they got out off the tube / out of Wembley Park.


Stupid Arsenal tart on the way out pointing at anyone in blue and white and shouting "Are you going to the Final?"
Yeah, enjoy your victory. Your team of multimillionaire wonder boys just got taken to extra time and pushed all the way by a team that can't buy a win in the Championship, you stupid bitch.

I wanted to kill someone last night. Various Arsenal fans tried to talking to us but I just gave them the death stare. Fcuk off I do not want to converse with any of you. Get the fcuk out of my way!

[Huckleberry Hound]

Saw a Reading fan with a Reading shirt on yesterday. On the back it said "Never Forget" and then 96 as the numbers. WTF? Has absolutely fcuk all to do with Reading.

But quite appropriate for an FA Cup Semi Final.

At half time the concourse TVs were showing Chelsea v Man Utd. Even Wembley was devaluing the FA Cup.

[Winnershroyal]

The club were very clear about the singing section but in 111 most of the fans didn't seem to know that and didn't want to make any noise! Every time a group of us started to sing nobody joined in apart from a few individuals dotted around. Also found it strange that the club put the young academy kids with their families in 110[/quote]

I was in row 21 of 111, we were making noise though out the game, and only sat at half time, I actually don't think the atmosphere dropped much in the 120mins which is going to be my abiding memory.

[Chelsea/Royal]

3 pissed up Gooners abusing my 2 teenage sons as we walked back to the car. Unbelievable scum.

The scum sitting in the Club seats at our end who threw coins and bottles down onto the people below.

A group of Gooners who shouted abuse as we walked past their hired double decker bus after the game. Scum.

Joyless vermin.

What a day though, a day to remember. So,proud of the players. Fedders you are a legend.

Hope the incident was reported to the stewards.....

Yes. I went for a nervous wee as my blood pressure was getting dangerously high, and told one of the stewards. He didn't seem too bothered but coincidentally the brain dead oxygen thieves stopped doing it.

There were 2 Gooners sitting next to us, very quiet, one was shitting himself when a rather large Royal grabbed him by the shoulders and had a right go. Don't think they enjoyed their lucky win.

[Ian Royal]

I was in row 21 of 111, we were making noise though out the game, and only sat at half time, I actually don't think the atmosphere dropped much in the 120mins which is going to be my abiding memory.

similar in 112... row 18 and stood all game.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Starting a virgin chant as my m8 came into the pub. Was funny at the time anywayz...

[Royal Lady]

I was wasted after sinking several pints of Guineas at the Sports Bar & Grill.

This meant that at the time me and my group thought we were the epitome of wit walking back to the tube, in reality we were probably incredibly obnoxious.

Why were Arsenal fans so quiet? At one point 'banter' was exchanged with a single Arsenal supporter otherwise nothing.

PS Lauren(t) is a girl's name LA LA LA LAAA

M8!! We were there - wish I'd known!

[TBM]

Saw a Reading fan with a Reading shirt on yesterday. On the back it said "Never Forget" and then 96 as the numbers. WTF? Has absolutely fcuk all to do with Reading.

Attention seeking nonsense.

That was Kes

[Pepe the Horseman]

Saw a Reading fan with a Reading shirt on yesterday. On the back it said "Never Forget" and then 96 as the numbers. WTF? Has absolutely fcuk all to do with Reading.

Attention seeking nonsense.

That was Kes

Lol. Did you make it to the torch in the end m8? Didn't spot you as I was lobbing my beers over the fence.

[Moonfish]

Saw some middle-aged geezer walking up Wembley way, clearly struggling to send a text or something on his mobile phone, staring down intently whilst continue to move with the flow towards the stadium, but then.....

.....POW!
Walked straight into a police horse!!!

His mates pissed themselves laughing, even the policeman had a good giggle, but strangely the horse didn't see the funny side, just stood there looking like he'd been completely mugged off.

[3points]

Had three obnoxious Arsenal fans sat about 5 rows behind us in 521. They were OK at first, but got increasingly more wary as the game went on. Couple fo Reading fans complained to the stewards who "had a word" which worked for about 5 minutes. Then they became worse and the stewards just let them carry on, even after calling up a yellow jacket bloke. Overall I don;t mind if a few away fans are in our sections, as long as they act with a bit of decorum.

[RG7Fan]

Had three obnoxious Arsenal fans sat about 5 rows behind us in 521. They were OK at first, but got increasingly more wary as the game went on. Couple fo Reading fans complained to the stewards who "had a word" which worked for about 5 minutes. Then they became worse and the stewards just let them carry on, even after calling up a yellow jacket bloke. Overall I don;t mind if a few away fans are in our sections, as long as they act with a bit of decorum.

And a couple more off to the side of us in 522 as well - the man in the yellow jacket had a word with them too, and I think they did tone it down. Quite lucky as some friends of ours who are from Tottenham were just behind them so they ran the risk of being lamped. If you're going to sit in the 'other' end at least shut the fck up and play by the rules.