Who is the oxf*rd in the shorts?

[Glory Boy]

It's not Pudding the "Flipper" who has managed to sneak into home games ?

Can never spot this w****r in the shorts whenever he gets abuse. Obviously not a shy and retiring type. Would be good if someone can post an image of the fat bastard and serial shagger of away supporters sisters.

[Forbury Lion]

He stands on my row

corrected for you.


The guy is a real gent, wearing bright yellow shorts to deflect opposition fans chants away from the random fat bloke who has never seen his d*ck, the woman with a c*nt like a bucket, the young lad who shouldn't sing until his balls have dropped, the ginger fan who allegedly smells of p*ss and of course, the homosexual fan who may or may not have told their boyfriend they were there, all of whom would normally bear the brunt of the opposition fans chants if it wasn't for the yellow shorts fan.

I can't wait to see what he wears in the summer.

[bcubed]

I think it's funny how the away fans spot him every game and he just doesn't seem fazed by the abuse he gets. Fair play to him, I say

It's not funny - he absolutely loves it and craves the attention.
He can't wait to lift up his shirt or join in with the system shagging stuff
I think he would be genuinely upset if he wasn't noticed

[Rea Ding]

I think it's funny how the away fans spot him every game and he just doesn't seem fazed by the abuse he gets. Fair play to him, I say

+1. Spoken to him a few times and seems a nice chap

[Green]

Whatever gets you through the 90 minutes. Fair play to him.

[Pepe the Horseman]

I went to uni with a guy who would wear shorts and flip flops all year round. He was a fat attention seeking twat as well.

[MoorgateRoyal]

I went to uni with a guy who would wear shorts and flip flops all year round. He was a fat attention seeking twat as well.

At college there was a guy who always wore a t-shirt and shorts, and invariably flip flops.

I still remember seeing him stood there, with blue arms, telling people he wasn't cold.

Kunt.

[Green]

Stood where?

Oh, college I guess.

[MoorgateRoyal]

Stood where?

Oh, college I guess.

He used to stand near a picnic table.

[Big Foot]

He stands 2-3 seats away from me and almost always gets the words to the chants wrong / makes them up as he goes along

Loved it when he did a "Ravanelli" vs Sheff Wed the other month

He might be a mongdiv, but he's our mongdiv

[bcubed]

I think it's funny how the away fans spot him every game and he just doesn't seem fazed by the abuse he gets. Fair play to him, I say

+1. Spoken to him a few times and seems a nice chap

[bobby1413]

It was funny the very first time about two years ago or whenever it was.

But now every game "he's shagging your sister..." *yawn*

If he sat near me I'd nut him

[genome]

But I don't get it. Why would he be shagging your sister?

[bcubed]

It was funny the very first time about two years ago or whenever it was.

But now every game "he's shagging your sister..." *yawn*

If he sat near me I'd nut him

where do you sit?

I'll suggest he moves next to you!

[Jackson Corner]

I think it should be changed to he,s shagging your grandma

[MoorgateRoyal]

I think it should be changed to he,s shagging your grandma

Or, he's shagging his dog?

[bcubed]

or something that explains why he is always in shorts?

he's having a hot flush!

maybe not

[Forbury Lion]

But I don't get it. Why would he be shagging your sister?

I think we need pics of his sister before asking such questions.

[Forbury Lion]

He's wearing shorts cos he shit himself doh dah, doh dah

[Pepe the Horseman]

He's wearing shorts because they're the only thing he feels comfortable in.