MoorgateRoyal Can anyone tell me the allure of hooliganism, other than repressed homosexuality?
Well first you get to all go shopping and buy the very finest, loveliest terracewear with your friends. It's best to go in groups so you can all get co'ordinated. You also get the phone numbers of likeminded chaps from other towns and cities, so you can prearrange a date and place where you can all get together and have an 'off'. Then the excitement and preparation kicks in. There's really nothing better than getting ready to have an off with a rival firm.
When you're having an 'off' it's best to take you brand new Stone Island jacket and Aquascutum shirt off so you don't ruin it when rolling around in a ball with other shirtless males, slapping and biting them as desired. If you want to use tools then this has to be agreed with the rival gang beforehand. "Tools or no tools?" you say. To which the replay is more often than not a hearty: "TOOLS!" because everyone loves a nice tool.
Thes really nothing homosexual about it.