MATCHWATCH : Queens Park Rangers (h) sponsored by Michael Meaker

[NewCorkSeth]

Barrow is our best winger. He is the only one with the pace to get to the by line. Without him we would have gone down last season.

Sims is as fast if not faster

Nonsense.

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

Got my seat for this one back in Y24. Be good to further improve on our poor home record and with QPR conceding more than a few already this season and our awesome Iranian version of Claude Makélélé I think we can turn over those charlatans from West London!

[John Smith]

Got my seat for this one back in Y24. Be good to further improve on our poor home record and with QPR conceding more than a few already this season and our awesome Iranian version of Claude Makélélé I think we can turn over those charlatans from West London!

Good spot. Sure you didn't fancy the South Stand?

£10 is cracking value for this one, especially as they'll probably charge £35

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

Got my seat for this one back in Y24. Be good to further improve on our poor home record and with QPR conceding more than a few already this season and our awesome Iranian version of Claude Makélélé I think we can turn over those charlatans from West London!

Good spot. Sure you didn't fancy the South Stand?

£10 is cracking value for this one, especially as they'll probably charge £35

Nah. May give the club 1871 thing a go at some point but for now I'm happy to reacquaint myself with my old season ticket seat.

[Sutekh]

Of course what they should do is surround the away end with a large cardboard box with the flaps supported open by metal posts conveniently placed to obscure all the places on the field where the action takes place.

[Snowflake Royal]

Barrow is our best winger. He is the only one with the pace to get to the by line. Without him we would have gone down last season.

Sims is as fast if not faster

He's certainly more direct and engaged at the mo.

I think Sims should start, as should Baldock if fit, otherwise Barrow. McCleary on the bench over Aluko who can spend the evenig cleaning the bogs, maybe dealing with shit will teach him not to play like it.

I'm happy enough whether it's Gunter, Blackett or O'Shea that joins Yiadom, Ilori and Moore in defence, but my preference would be Yiadom goes on the right if possible.

If there's any doubt about Swift rest him for Kelly or maybe Baldock if fit.

[Hound]

Baldock sounds unlikely to be fit. Unless 100% no need to play him - Barrow, Sims and Bod will do nicely

[Zip]

Barrow is significantly quicker than Sims. The latter is doing well but he doesnt have the raw pace to get behind the full back like Barrow.

[Zip]

Baldock sounds unlikely to be fit. Unless 100% no need to play him - Barrow, Sims and Bod will do nicely

Yes and with Swift as an ACM.

[John Smith]

They actually have a few good players in their squad. Can only imagine McLaren is the issue.

[Old Man Andrews]

They actually have a few good players in their squad. Can only imagine McLaren is the issue.

Watch out for Eze on the wing, brilliant young talent. Really dangerous.

[John Smith]

They actually have a few good players in their squad. Can only imagine McLaren is the issue.

Watch out for Eze on the wing, brilliant young talent. Really dangerous.

Yes. Liked him at Wycombe too - he will prob be in the Prem soon.

[Snowball]

Barrow is significantly quicker than Sims. The latter is doing well but he doesnt have the raw pace to get behind the full back like Barrow.

Check out the pen he won - gave he CB about ten yards

He is damn quick

[Old Man Andrews]

Barrow is significantly quicker than Sims. The latter is doing well but he doesnt have the raw pace to get behind the full back like Barrow.

Check out the pen he won - gave he CB about ten yards

He is damn quick

Can they not both just be labelled "very fast"?

Tiago Ilori is confirmed as the clubs fastest player anyway.

[Sutekh]

They actually have a few good players in their squad. Can only imagine McLaren is the issue.

Watch out for Eze on the wing, brilliant young talent. Really dangerous.

Left or right sided winger. If he's a left winger and Aluko and Gunter are back playing together tonight I think we should all go home immediately. In fact, if that's the case, let's just all go home immediately whoever QPR stick on their left of midfield.

[Sutekh]

Barrow is significantly quicker than Sims. The latter is doing well but he doesnt have the raw pace to get behind the full back like Barrow.

Check out the pen he won - gave he CB about ten yards

He is damn quick

Can they not both just be labelled "very fast"?

Tiago Ilori is confirmed as the clubs fastest player anyway.

Trouble is though, Gilkes at 53 years old still beats him.

[Royals and Racers]

Walker
Gunter
Yiadom
Moore
Ilori
Ezatolahi
Bacuna
Aluko
Barrow
Kelly
Bodvarsson

Subs Mannone,Swift,Sims,Meite, Blackett Mcnaulty, Rinomhota

[Hound]

ALuko and Gunter start

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Sutekh]

Reading: Walker, Gunter, Yiadom, Moore (c), Ilori, Ezatolahi, Kelly, Bacuna, Aluko, Barrow, Böðvarsson.
Subs: Mannone, Swift, Sims, Meite, Blackett, McNulty, Rinomhota.

QPR: Lumley, Bidwell, Cameron, Freeman, Cousins, Eze, Luongo, Rangel, Wells, Lynch, Leistner (c).
Subs: Ingram, Hall, Scowen, Smith, Osayi-Samuel, Hemed.

Aluko. Oh god no.

[Steve_Upper_West]

ALuko and Gunter start

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Agreed - feel like heading back to Brighton now !