Song for Man Utd

[Row Z Royal]

Dive, dive, dive you bastard,
dive, dive, dive you bastard,
Die you portuguese bastard.

Catchy. I like it.

[PREMIERSHIP_ROYAL]

city are shit united are worse - simple and easy to remember when we go 2-0 up

[alad]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

So his man of the match performance, 2 goals and 1 assist on the opening day didn't happen?

[Row Z Royal]

What a load of tourists.

[who are ya?]

city are shit united are worse - simple and easy to remember when we go 2-0 up

Please leave the forum and think about what you just posted.
Thanks.

[Harold]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

So his man of the match performance, 2 goals and 1 assist on the opening day didn't happen?

When he's good they never remember, when he's bad they never forget.

[M4 Junction 11]

city are shit united are worse - simple and easy to remember when we go 2-0 up

Please leave the forum and think about what you just posted.
Thanks.

are you middlesborough in disguise when united go 2-0 up

[Row Z Royal]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

So his man of the match performance, 2 goals and 1 assist on the opening day didn't happen?

When he's good they never remember, when he's bad they never forget.

Expecting Chelsea to have this problem in the near future?

[Harold]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

So his man of the match performance, 2 goals and 1 assist on the opening day didn't happen?

When he's good they never remember, when he's bad they never forget.

Expecting Chelsea to have this problem in the near future?

Jealous fans are on the case already.

[OldBiscuit]

How about this one to the tune of 'Yellow Submarine'

COLEEN AND WAYNE DO THREE IN A BED, THREE IN A BED, THREE IN A BED! COLEEN AND WAYNE DO THREE IN A BED, THREE IN A BED, THREE IN A BED` and so on.

[Harold]

Who can rob your houses?
Violate your gran?
Always gets an FA ban
Rooney can, Rooney can..........

[alad]

I wonder if you'll catch United fans singing 'Neville is a Devil la la la la'

[Madjic]

His face is red
He'll take your nan to bed
Wayne rooney, Wayne Rooney

[Gav]

Man U. played 4 won 4 - without Rooney

England - scored 10 - let in 0 - without Rooney

Everton - doing very nicely thankyou - without Rooney

Man.U - lost last week - with Rooney.

Wayne,Wayne - do you see a pattern emerging?

That chat does not roll of the tongue does it?

What's the tune?

That's our goal by the Madstads I'd imagine.

[Andy In Oz]

You only drove from Surrey, ...(rpt)

[Barry the bird boggler]

And its Super Reading
Super Reading FC
We're by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen.

[Sharpy]

'where were you when you were shit?'

'fcuk off back to london'

'who the oxf*rd hell are you?'

[Big Ern]

"Have you been to Manchester"

"You all live in Bracknell"

[Silver Fox]

Booooooo

[Ashfordroyal]

When they came to Elm Park in the Fa cup it was;
"We support our local team, We support our local team"
and
"Andy Cole, Andy Cole, Andy, Andy, Cole,
gets the ball, does fkuc all, Andy, Andy, Cole"
and
"Oooh Ahhh, your a French Wan*er", to Cantona",
felt a bit of a twat when he came to the touchline at the South Bank with his hand behind his ears after scoring though!