Steve Sidwell LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! My contract's up at the end of this season and I still want out of here. Offer Reading a few £million in January and I'm yours - don't wait till the summer when everyone else is after me. C'mon Arsene you know you want me back...
PS. In case you didn't know - I've got a family so I need to be paid at least £20k/week to look after them properly.