Bikey is bored

[rg6royal]

Watching X Factor.

Don't ever put a song like that up again.

Nothing wrong with it tbh...

Probably the reason why i won't see any sign of you on tonight's show. Mundane, predictable, unoriginal. That's being nice.

[gazzer, loyal royal]

think we saw the best and worst of andre bikey in 10 seconds today. superb nutmeg to get out of a corner and then boots it straight out.

oh and my 10p worth of song is

B-I-K-E-Y

to the the tune of D-I-S-C-O

[The_Cat]

Lol Dropped

Lol, oxf*rd off hth;).

[Man Friday]

Anyone know why Bikey has his own individual fitness session with the fitness coach just before each match starts?

[Man Friday]

think we saw the best and worst of andre bikey in 10 seconds today. superb nutmeg to get out of a corner and then boots it straight out.

oh and my 10p worth of song is

B-I-K-E-Y

to the the tune of D-I-S-C-O

Like it.

[rg6royal]

Anyone know why Bikey has his own individual fitness session with the fitness coach just before each match starts?

Mentally prepare him for the game?

[bikey_is_god!]

'cos he's a nutter........

[Joe 90]

To the tune of Ole ole, ole, ...

Andre, Andre, Andre, Andre
Bikey, Bikey

or

Six foot two, white and blue
Andre Bikey's after you

[mini _dariusz]

To the tune of Ole ole, ole, ...

Andre, Andre, Andre, Andre
Bikey, Bikey

or

Six foot two, white and blue
Andre Bikey's after you

With a name like that he sounds black not white.

[rg6royal]

To the tune of Ole ole, ole, ...

Andre, Andre, Andre, Andre
Bikey, Bikey

or

Six foot two, white and blue
Andre Bikey's after you

With a name like that he sounds black not white.

Why do you have to criticize everyones songs?

[The whole year inn]

Watching X Factor with my mum

[rg6royal]

Watching X Factor with my mum

[mini _dariusz]

To the tune of Ole ole, ole, ...

Andre, Andre, Andre, Andre
Bikey, Bikey

or

Six foot two, white and blue
Andre Bikey's after you

With a name like that he sounds black not white.

Why do you have to criticize everyones songs?

Erm, cos they're shite ?!

[rg6royal]

Don't see you coming up with any ideas...

[mini _dariusz]

Six foot two, white and blue
Andre Bikey's after you

That's ok

Check out those in rawk.co.uk - original, innovative.......

[mathematically_safe]

about time the old linvoy song was resurrected

(brown girl in the ring)

andre bikey la la la la la
andre bikey la la la la la la
andre bikey
he looks quite hard and he is

[AbovetheI]

I fookin' loved it today when he was jostling for the ball, winning it with ease then nutmegging their striker.

Quality.

[The Cube]

There must be decent rhymes for stretcher-bearer, head-butt and nutmeg but I'm damned if I can think of them.

[rob the royal]

now sonko's gone... shouldn't bikey be 'promoted' to superman. i mean let's face it, superman is a REAL super-hero.

Spiderman is just some woofter who can climb up walls and shoot spider webs.

[brendywendy]

To the tune of lets all have a disco:

Stefan andre bìkey
Stefan andre bikey
Lalalala
lalalala

Bèst keep it simple as our fans cant cope with any thing too complex unless it involves synchronised clapping