Sky commentary on Sunday - let's play cliche bingo

[chilipepper91]

"take a bow son, take a bow"

[tink]

"they looked dead and buried a few weeks ago"

"it was theirs for the taking"

[Ian Royal]

If we don't go up I really want to be the Reading fan they show crying and still in his seat with his head in his hands long after everybody else has gone.

You'll have strong competition from the goat was fed.

Photo opportunity anyone?

[Royal-DLG]

"Kebe scores an absolute stunner"

[soggy biscuit]

'Quinn & Tonic' while showing a 20 somthing year old Jimmy Jimmy Quinn in a Northern Ireland shirt.

[tlcs]

OOOOOOOOOOO NO

Its John Oster


















He clears of his line in the 92nd minute !!!

[Deathy]

"Give us the fucking scores you bastards"

[Handsome Man]

The phrase 'refusing to blame the pitch' being used so many times that it becomes obvious Graham Murty is not just blaming the pitch for us not yet being home and hosed, but also thinks it is responsible for the credit cruch and pig flu as well.

[Dulwich Royal]

He's done it again, Kevin Phillips scores the winner in the 93rd minute..

[higher]

The royals requiring good news from the palace.

[ElmParker]

“And I think he might just allow himself a smile now.”

[brendywendy]

"coppells coat goes into the home crowd.......and..oh my, whats he doing? ....his trousers follow...and his pants?!"


its a long shot, but it might just happen

[Barry the bird boggler]

"I never thought I'd see scenes like this at a football match again, its like its 1984 all over again"

"How many police horses can you get onto a playing field at once, Alan?"

[boy1985]

HOUSE!

[AbovetheI]

"Reading like to get the ball down and pass it."

"And it's live right after the break."

[Dan - B15 Royal]

the phrase 'parachute payment' must occur at some stage.

[Dirk Gently]

"one ear on the radio"

"Steve, will you tell your players the score from Selhurt Park at half-time?"

"Needs his old mates from Palace to do him a favour"

[The 17 Bus]

following the pitch invasion by the Birmingham fans, we still have 20 minutes to play here, and with Sheff utd drawing at CP, Birmingham are going up, unless Reading can score, Birmingham have now taken ALL of their forwards off and have 11 defending

[weybridgewanderer]

"Its a game of 2 halves"

taking about kebe ... "If a Ronaldo had done that, we'd all be raving about it"

talking about Kitson... "for a big lad, he's good with his feet."

Hunt Lining up a free kick .... "Are we about to see a Stephen Hunt special?". The ball is ballooned into outer space but the commentator comes over all disapointed as if it's some sort of huge surprise that for the 734th consecutive time Hunt has completely wasted a great chance.

[CMRoyal]

"So, Kevin Pundit, which of these teams do you think Manchester United would least like to face next season?"