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[westongeezer]

sell sell wherver you may be, we are led by madjeski
and we wont see a goal but it doesant bother me
we are the asset R F C

That rock's best one i have seen for ages

[Alan Partridge]

Sell Sell, whoever they may be
I didn't give a f**k till you sold Bikey
Who'll be next? Matejovsky?
We're going down to Division 3

[Spud Gun]

sell sell wherver you may be, we are led by madjeski
and we wont see a goal but it doesant bother me
we are the asset R F C

nice work! I'd change it slightly to:

sell sell wherver you may be, this is madjeski's priority
we'll never return to the prem but it does'nt bother me
we are financially healthy

[It Is What It Is]

Seeing as the on off relationship between JM and Cilla is most certainly ON again now. Can I request a few renditions of John Majeski's magic etc with the following adjustments:




John Madjeski's minted
He's rolling in our cash
He's saving up for Cilla
to open up her g@sh

I'll get me coat

Im up for starting that one? To the tune of 'Stevey coppells magic hat' right? But if nobody else continues singing it, ill look like an idiot haha!

[Alan Partridge]

I'm your biggest fan
I'll follow you until you leave me
Marek
Matejovsky

[It Is What It Is]

Double post to get my count up...

ohhhhh i got some! the first one is in phonetics btw because i cant be asked to try and remember how to spell his name, its too early in the morning! *now with added backing tracks for you to sample haha* I have too much spare time...


[Tune: Agadoo]
John Maaa-jay-ski-ski-ski,
The hotels pretty sn-a-zzy, (ALL POINT AT HOTEL END)
Maaa-jay-ski-ski-ski,
but wheres the transfer mo-oh-ney?

TO THE LEFT [all put our hands in the air to the left]
TO THE RIGHT [all put our hands in the air to the right]
Our expenditure is shite,
We are poor, you are rich
So buy us a striker you tight bitch!

:Repeat x3:



[Tune: Bob The Builder]
John Madejski,
Can he spend it?
John Madejski,
Can he fxck!

Hammond, Howe and Stabler and Lampard too
Ryan and Brendy join the crew
John and the gang have so much fun
Saving together, they're making a tonne!

Johnnn Madejski
Can he spend it?
Johnnn Madejski
CAN HE FXCK!




Or

Wheres the moneeyyyy goneeee, WHERES THE MONEY GONE?

& dont mention about how we pay for the academy, i know that, the songs are only a bit of a laugh... (:

[When Hicks went up...]

Who's this Madjeski character you're all singing about?

Retards.

[Forbury Lion]

Johnny M's accountant
He's afraid to get the sack
So when he sees an asset
He says we should sell that


He's sold off all the players
He's pocketed the cash
He'd better hope the taxman
Doesn't find his hidden stash


Can you buy the Reading team
Cos we're selling everything

[wickedwhispers]

Tight tight wherever we may be
We are the tightest club you see
and we don't give a buck
Whoever you may be
We are the muggy RFC

[Forbury Lion]

We've got a division 3 wagebill at our club
We've got a division 3 chairman at our club
We've got a division 3 future at our club
We've got a division 3 in our plans

[Harpers So Solid Crew]

there is no division 3 tho

[Whore Jackie]

My club's always savin' and it wouldn't be a bad thing
But I don't get no lovin' and that's no lie
We spent two years on MOTD with every kinda punditry
From that night I kissed our love goodbye

Don't blame it on the Degas
Don't blame it on the Ferrari
Don't blame it on the Media Suite
Blame it on John’s new gaf

[Royalshow]

All Madejski wants is money in his pocket
Cash in his hand yo
Skrilla in his Wallet

[It Is What It Is]

All Madejski wants is money in his pocket
Cash in his hand yo
Skrilla in his Wallet

To that awful abba song...

MONEY MONEY MONEY...
Madejskis blagged it,
ITS NOT THAT FUNNY!

[Hugo Boss]

LOL @ People begrudging the Chairman taking some money back on his investment over the last 20 years.

[ZacNaloen]

LOL @ People begrudging the Chairman taking some money back on his investment over the last 20 years.

Without any evidence that he even has.

[North Somerset Royal]

Cheer us up John Madjeski
Dont be so mean.
We are sad Royal supporters
Dont want a crap football team.

[Schards#2]

John Madejski's magic
He wears a magic hat
But when he sees a big fat cheque he says 'i'm having that'
He flogged off Doyle and Bikey
He flogged off Stephen Hunt
If he sells any more of them he'll have to play up front

[Wax Jacket]

LOL @ People begrudging the Chairman taking some money back on his investment over the last 20 years.

Without any evidence that he even has.

2 x Powerposts

[Baines]

LOL @ People begrudging the Chairman taking some money back on his investment over the last 20 years.

Without any evidence that he even has.

2 x Powerposts

Unless zac and Hugo can make their points in the form of an easy to chant song, I'm not interested.