Best One-Liners heard at a Reading Game

[Allyh84]

Remembered another one - when some travellers briefly made their home on the patch of grass behind the South Stand some wags in Y25 sang "you only live round the corner" to gipsy-coiffured Voronin (I think) of Liverpool.

Obligatory song for all top 4 clubs tbh.

[Isaac Hunt]

Early 80's at Elm Park. Can't remember who we were play (Walsall maybe). An opposing player was down injured receiving treatment when a bloke behind me shouted "don't just stand there Reading, f*king practice!"

Made me chuckle, probably cos i was about 8 at time.

[CMRoyal]

Remembered another one - when some travellers briefly made their home on the patch of grass behind the South Stand some wags in Y25 sang "you only live round the corner" to gipsy-coiffured Voronin (I think) of Liverpool.

Obligatory song for all top 4 clubs tbh.

When aimed at their fans. This was humourous because it was aimed at a player. Topical, timely and playing for one of the appropriate clubs.

[floyd__streete]

Paul Black to a mounted police officer outside Griffin Park, 2001: "You can get down off your high horse n'all".

[robb the royal]

Brentford away 01/02, we were losing 1-0, the guy behind me was getting fed up with the thought of being in (what was then) division 2 for another season
"it only takes 30 seconds to score a goal" said his mate
"not for reading, it takes us all bloody day"
30 seconds later, Viveash takes a free kick, Parky nods it on, and Curo sticks it in the net, and reading are promoted!

best chant:
"get your tits out for the lads" to the bird in the away end Reading vs Arsenal... i admit, the chant wasn't the best/most original, but it was made better when she did.... classy birds them Arsenal supporters!

[No Hoops]

Walsall play off Final.

On the train home my Arsenal supporting mate (who went for the day out) was having a bit of banter with a few Walsall supporters and he said

"Where is Walsall anyway?"

They replied

"In the 1st Division mate"

End of Banter, Red face, me pi55ing myself. Classic!

[cmonurz]

Paul Black to a mounted police officer outside Griffin Park, 2001: "You can get down off your high horse n'all".

[Hugo Boss]

Fulham away in Sep / Oct 2007 - Some wag shouted to David Healy whilst he was warming up "Oi Healy, only good players wear white boots you c*nt". He smiled... And then went and banged a goal in after coming off the bench.

[SpaceCruiser]

Walsall play off Final.

On the train home my Arsenal supporting mate (who went for the day out) was having a bit of banter with a few Walsall supporters and he said

"Where is Walsall anyway?"

They replied

"In the 1st Division mate"

End of Banter, Red face, me pi55ing myself. Classic!

You should have replied: "Not for very long though. What goes up comes down."

[Hugo Boss]

:facepalm:

[jumpers for goalposts]

AP at some point during the relegation season-

'You couldn't cross a pools coupon Hunt!'

[SpaceCruiser]

:facepalm:

Well, they did go back down the league!

[BenReadingFC]

best chant:
"get your tits out for the lads" to the bird in the away end Reading vs Arsenal... i admit, the chant wasn't the best/most original, but it was made better when she did.... classy birds them Arsenal supporters!

I remember that, She was in her pink wedding dress next to her new hubby in his tux n tails.

[Far Canal]

To the bleached blonde lady of slightly mature years who used to walk round the cinder track at Elm Park wearing a gold lamé outfit and a beauty queen smile whilst promoting the golden gamble:

"Oi! Show us yer gash!"

(the smile disappeared in an instant)

[brendywendy]

stoke? elm park?


"whos the slapper in the white"

[wolsey]

Half the away end at a very cold Eastville in December 85 turning around to chant "Are you really broken down" to a number of motorists "stranded" on the flyover that over looked the stadium.

(Suppose you had to be there - at least it took our minds off the turgid rubbish being served up by Branfoot's "Record Breaking Royals"!)

[PEARCEY]

To the bleached blonde lady of slightly mature years who used to walk round the cinder track at Elm Park wearing a gold lamé outfit and a beauty queen smile whilst promoting the golden gamble:

"Oi! Show us yer gash!"

(the smile disappeared in an instant)

Brutal but

[Once were Biscuitmen]

To Fulham fans from the east stand massive:

"Going down, going down, going down!"

Fulham fans in reply:

"So are we, so are we, so are we!"

[bigshaka'away']

A few, none from me sadly.... Gut sat in front of me at the east stand, cant remember what game it was but for the entire match he was shouting a the linesman 'OY, Lino, you had no friends at school did you lino, oy lino, you can hear me lino cant you, no one likes you lino' etc etc. For the whole game. Just on his own. Classic.

And when we where in the third div (or whatever it was called at the time) and we were playing crewe?? brentford?? they had a player with a black bandana with a white stripe on, and the East stand started singing

'you've got a dead badger on your head, you've got a dead badger on your head' etc etc.

[Binfield Royal]

Earlier this season when Federici was having a mare and TBBM says

"...and we've got the ONLY Australian in the world who s shit at sport!"