Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[melonhead]

thank you for your interest.

no, and no.

i have a job that involves lots of breaks in activity, and constant access to a computer, so that even while doing things, i can be constantly linked to the internet

[No Fixed Abode]

All those that fought and died in World War 1 & 2. All those risking their lives in Afghanistan, all those that died there too......All those that do unsung work for charities, all those great pioneers of science and medicine, all those that saves lives day in and day out, Frank Lampard.

But in answer to your original question. Yes, Kebe is the greatest man that ever lived.

[robinsfriday]

It's about time Jimmy Kebe stood among the pantheon of great men. I suggest we commission a statue of him to sit astride the Maiwand Lion in Forbury Gardens.

Only Kebe matches the lion's majestic stance and to have his likeness rendered in cast iron, atop the Maiwand presiding over the town depicting the nobility and power which he inspires among the people of Reading, would be a fitting tribute to this great man.

I've taken time to think about your question, seven months in fact. And I can confirm that yes, Jimmy is the greatest man that ever lived. Hope this helps.

[Stuka]

Thank you, I knew it!

[RockheadRumple]

They all had one problem though. They weren't Kebe.

[Hampshire Royal]

Did you get your sense of humour bypass on the NHS, or did you go private?

[SLAMMED]

Kebe never rings the wrong number, they just answer the wrong phone.

[Stuboo]

He will be, if he can dig us out of the current situation but, I would guess he will be strangely injured for most of the season. p.s. for RFC fans to even post this means that they have never ever heard of Robin Friday! For Kebe think a salesman at Dixons, for Friday think the man who invented electricity!

You just don't get it.

[robinsfriday]

He will be, if he can dig us out of the current situation but, I would guess he will be strangely injured for most of the season. p.s. for RFC fans to even post this means that they have never ever heard of Robin Friday! For Kebe think a salesman at Dixons, for Friday think the man who invented electricity!

You just don't get it.

He doesn't get it at all.

Kebe is the love child of Robin Friday.

God > Created the Earth > Met Robyn Friday > Kebe

[Stuka]

We should further investigate Robin Friday's trek to Mali. You will find he has fathered whole communities down there. For example 78% of Timbuktu are decended from him. (Wikipedia)

[mr_number]

We should further investigate Robin Friday's trek to Mali. You will find he has fathered whole communities down there. For example 78% of Timbuktu are decended from him. (Wikipedia)

Is this what Romney was talking about in the deb8 last night? He certainly seemed pretty afraid of the Malians.

[robinsfriday]

We should further investigate Robin Friday's trek to Mali. You will find he has fathered whole communities down there. For example 78% of Timbuktu are decended from him. (Wikipedia)

An interesting fact right there. You've clearly researched into this subject matter. Another interesting fact is that God originally only had six days in the week. Then met Robin and the rest is history.

[windermere_royal]

Did you get your sense of humour bypass on the NHS, or did you go private?

- Is Simon Church the greatest player ever?

Without a doubt

[RockheadRumple]

They all had one problem though. They weren't Kebe.

Is there even a chance that knowledgeable RFC supporters would put Kebe(injured) into their best eleven - I think not! As usual RHR is living in fantasy-land!

An attempt at a light hearted sort of funny comment and you've used it to insult me etc.

Won't somebody think of the children?

[sandman]

He will be, if he can dig us out of the current situation but, I would guess he will be strangely injured for most of the season. p.s. for RFC fans to even post this means that they have never ever heard of Robin Friday! For Kebe think a salesman at Dixons, for Friday think the man who invented electricity!

Of course we've heard of Robin Friday. Who could forget the Tranmere match where he lobbed the keeper from the roof of the Spread Eagle in front of a packed Elm Park and a global television audience of millions?

[melonhead]

He will be, if he can dig us out of the current situation but, I would guess he will be strangely injured for most of the season. p.s. for RFC fans to even post this means that they have never ever heard of Robin Friday! For Kebe think a salesman at Dixons, for Friday think the man who invented electricity!

LOL!



no my friend, i really do think kebe is the greatest man who ever lived.

[RockheadRumple]

An attempt at a light hearted sort of funny comment and you've used it to insult me etc.

Won't somebody think of the children?

RHR, I'm growing to love your replies. What's wrong with Fantasy-land? Is'nt that where Kebe nutmegs Messi, swerves past Cole and lobs Banks - whilst suffering a thigh-strain! I'm ashamed of you and so are the cute little children! Ahhhh!

I don't know why you're being so rude. I was just being humourous, but it seems the humour of this whole thread is totally beyond you.
Stop taking everything as an insult you paranoid maniac.

[floyd__streete]

Garath McCleary > Gareth from The Office > Jimmy Crawford > Jimmy Kebe.

[SPARTA]

Garath McCleary > Gareth from The Office > Jimmy Crawford > Jimmy Savile > Jimmy Kebe.

Minor amendment.

[pea]

Garath McCleary > Gareth from The Office > Jimmy Crawford > Jimmy Kebe.

Harsh on Gareth from the office