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Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Badger Finger » 10 Mar 2010 20:54

Discuss....

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Ian Royal » 10 Mar 2010 20:57

Woeful. Absolutely woeful. All he's got to do is hit the target FFS.

Get him off the pitch NOW and bring on Church. He knows where the net is. And has twice the skill.

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by daswonder » 10 Mar 2010 21:00

Ian Royal Woeful. Absolutely woeful. All he's got to do is hit the target FFS.

Get him off the pitch NOW and bring on Church. He knows where the net is. And has twice the skill.


He's a striker, as long as he is scoring goals he is doing his job

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by PEARCEY » 10 Mar 2010 21:01

daswonder
Ian Royal Woeful. Absolutely woeful. All he's got to do is hit the target FFS.

Get him off the pitch NOW and bring on Church. He knows where the net is. And has twice the skill.


He's a striker, as long as he is scoring goals he is doing his job



Whoooooooooooooooooooooooosh

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by SLAMMED » 10 Mar 2010 21:01

MCDERMOTT OUT


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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Badger Finger » 10 Mar 2010 21:02

Second touch is a tackle... The feet of a lame duck.

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Allyh84 » 10 Mar 2010 22:15

I like tits.

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by moo » 10 Mar 2010 23:03

His goal tonight was a beauty

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by rg6royal » 10 Mar 2010 23:10

moo His goal tonight was a beauty


'greed


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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Snowball » 10 Mar 2010 23:26

Shane is way ahead of a goal every 180 minutes now.

8 goals from 13 starts!

ST sub PL goals G/G AS Season
13 08 14.33 08 01.79 02 09-10 0161 Long
25 06 26.00 10 02.60 00 09-10 0234 Church
26 05 26.83 10 02.68 06 09-10 0242 Gylfi
20 10 21.67 08 02.71 01 09-10 0244 Rasiak
20 13 22.17 08 02.77 03 09-10 0249 Kebe
05 07 06.17 02 03.08 01 09-10 0278 Noel
21 06 22.00 03 07.33 03 09-10 0660 Howard
16 03 16.50 01 16.50 00 09-10 1485 Cisse
28 00 28.00 01 28.00 08 09-10 2520 Jobi


Mind you he should be

13 08 14.33 09 01.59 02 09-10 0143 Long

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Re: Shaun Long

by Snowball » 10 Mar 2010 23:29

Shane is way ahead of a goal every 180 minutes now.

8 goals from 13 starts! And well done (again) Kebe, and well done Church, double-figures in his first season!

ST sub PL goals G/G AS Season
13 08 14.33 08 01.79 02 09-10 0161 Long
25 06 26.00 10 02.60 00 09-10 0234 Church
26 05 26.83 10 02.68 06 09-10 0242 Gylfi
20 10 21.67 08 02.71 01 09-10 0244 Rasiak
20 13 22.17 08 02.77 03 09-10 0249 Kebe
05 07 06.17 02 03.08 01 09-10 0278 Noel
21 06 22.00 03 07.33 03 09-10 0660 Howard
16 03 16.50 01 16.50 00 09-10 1485 Cisse
28 00 28.00 01 28.00 08 09-10 2520 Jobi

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Re: Shaun Long

by bobbybottler » 10 Mar 2010 23:36

Snowball Shane is way ahead of a goal every 180 minutes now.

8 goals from 13 starts! And well done (again) Kebe, and well done Church, double-figures in his first season!

ST sub PL goals G/G AS Season
13 08 14.33 08 01.79 02 09-10 0161 Long
25 06 26.00 10 02.60 00 09-10 0234 Church
26 05 26.83 10 02.68 06 09-10 0242 Gylfi
20 10 21.67 08 02.71 01 09-10 0244 Rasiak
20 13 22.17 08 02.77 03 09-10 0249 Kebe
05 07 06.17 02 03.08 01 09-10 0278 Noel
21 06 22.00 03 07.33 03 09-10 0660 Howard
16 03 16.50 01 16.50 00 09-10 1485 Cisse
28 00 28.00 01 28.00 08 09-10 2520 Jobi

To what tune?

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by BenReadingFC » 10 Mar 2010 23:42

Where's The Sig in those stats?


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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by moo » 10 Mar 2010 23:46

BenReadingFC Where's The Sig in those stats?


Third :P

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Snowball » 10 Mar 2010 23:47

BenReadingFC Where's The Sig in those stats?



Third Place

ST sub PL goals G/G AS Season
13 08 14.33 08 01.79 02 09-10 0161 Long
25 06 26.00 10 02.60 00 09-10 0234 Church
26 05 26.83 10 02.68 06 09-10 0242 Gylfi <<<<<<<<<<<<
20 10 21.67 08 02.71 01 09-10 0244 Rasiak
20 13 22.17 08 02.77 03 09-10 0249 Kebe
05 07 06.17 02 03.08 01 09-10 0278 Noel
21 06 22.00 03 07.33 03 09-10 0660 Howard
16 03 16.50 01 16.50 00 09-10 1485 Cisse
28 00 28.00 01 28.00 08 09-10 2520 Jobi

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by seahawk10 » 10 Mar 2010 23:52

Allyh84 I like tits.

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Millsy » 11 Mar 2010 00:32

Allyh84 I like tits.


+2

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by AbovetheI » 11 Mar 2010 01:18

SLAMMED MCDERMOTT OUT

Shutup you plastic get back to AE

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Mike Hunt » 11 Mar 2010 02:05

Shaun has the first touch of a rapist.

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Re: Shane Long is a terrible footballer

by Rex » 11 Mar 2010 06:46

The comedy factor leading up to and taking of the pen last night was a gem. Savage in goal, anything other than the option Shane chose would have ruffled Savages hair. :lol:

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