3 veesinarow
4 minutes is a long time?
48 seconds is for me
by Snowball » 31 Oct 2012 14:03
3 veesinarow
4 minutes is a long time?
by Hampshire Royal » 31 Oct 2012 14:06
by Snowball » 31 Oct 2012 14:07
by URZZ » 31 Oct 2012 15:09
by windermere_royal » 31 Oct 2012 15:12
by REMTARDROYAL » 31 Oct 2012 16:08
by who are ya? » 31 Oct 2012 16:11
by Snowball » 31 Oct 2012 16:11
REMTARDROYAL No offense but anyone wanting Redknapp near our club deserves shooting.
by RoyalBlue » 31 Oct 2012 16:25
by MouldyRoyal » 31 Oct 2012 16:40
by mr_number » 31 Oct 2012 16:41
by RoyalBlue » 31 Oct 2012 16:51
by Ian Royal » 31 Oct 2012 17:00
MouldyRoyal Guardian's Fiver newsletter reviews the match in it's usual style:
MADEJSKI MADNESS LEADS TO MCDERMOTT MADNESS
Last night, the Madejski Stadium was the scene of some unforgettable football, the like of which will probably never be played again. So all hail Arsène Wenger, who during half-time of Arsenal's League Cup match at Reading, managed to hoof Damián Martinez, Carl Jenkinson, Johan Djourou, Ignasi Miquel, Laurent Koscielny, Theo Walcott, Francis Coquelin, Emmanuel Frimpong, Serge Gnabry, Andrey Arshavin and Marouane Chamakh around the dressing room, in perpetual motion off the walls, ceiling and floor, all 11 at once, non-stop for 15 minutes, issuing snippets of beneficial advice as he did so. That takes some doing, even when the funk-o-meter's cranked all the way up to Bootsy. Yep, unforgettable football.
So well done, Arsène, and well done to Arsenal's players, who pulled their effing fingers out after their seminar with Prof Wenger and his Educational Hobnails, and put in a shift for at least the second half. Admittedly Reading assisted them by capitulating in the abject fashion, and Theo Walcott's regulation-time equaliser was scored in the 63rd of the four extra minutes added on by the referee, but a four-goal recovery is a four-goal recovery is a four-goal recovery. "That's the first set to us," quipped Wenger after the eventual 7-5 extra-time win, as he polished and buffed his Big Persuasive Shoes, although that's technically the second set, because Arsenal beat Coventry 6-1 in the previous round. Celebrity fan Andy Murray, a gentleman tennis player who keeps an eye on the Gunners in order to ease the pain of supporting 1902 Scottish Cup winners Hibs, will probably not be particularly interested in that small statistical quirk, but let's say that he might be, because he does tennis and that.
As for Reading, well, everyone has their off days, like Arsenal did when shipping eight at Old Trafford last season, or like Arsenal will when shipping eight at Old Trafford this coming Saturday, unless they get their act together sharpish. But nevertheless, having become the first-ever team to score five times in an English domestic cup game yet still lose, the crumbling Biscuitmen could take some time to get over this. "It's embarrassing for us all," stuttered Reading boss Brian McDermott, who has given his players two days off to recover, during which they have been advised to go home and sit in the shower while holding their knees and rocking quite a lot. "I might throw the DVD of this game in the bin," McDermott added, eschewing professional analysis in favour of going home and sitting in the shower while holding his knees and rocking quite a lot.
by Stuboo » 31 Oct 2012 18:29
by Gordons Cumming » 31 Oct 2012 18:55
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by royalfanforever » 31 Oct 2012 19:43
by AthleticoSpizz » 31 Oct 2012 19:46
by Winnershroyal » 31 Oct 2012 20:17
AthleticoSpizz ...and I was less shocked to lose that 4 goal lead than I was to get it
by Ian Royal » 31 Oct 2012 20:22
AthleticoSpizz ...and I was less shocked to lose that 4 goal lead than I was to get it
by Rev Algenon Stickleback H » 31 Oct 2012 20:24
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