The truth about Royston...

[CrispyRoyal]

Shared a taxi with Terry Bullivant.

[Big Foot]

Snorted coke with Byron Glasgow

[Pepe the Horseman]

Shared Martin Butler's wife with Alan Pardew.

[Royal Biscuitman]

Officially bored with Royston and his WACKY off-field exploits

Agreed, unless of course he does a Balotelli and starts handing out wads of cash to random's at the Mad Stad instead of the streets of Manchester... £50 will buy my fake support and appreciation for one game, maybe two but make it £500 and I'll chant his name all season.

[Royal Biscuitman]

Shared a shower with Trevor Morley

[From Despair To Where?]

This was a PR stunt to get his name in the paper. Here are the same 'random' fans he picked at the weekend, with him at go karting 6 months ago

How the mighty have fallen. From racing Ferraris round Madrid with team mates to go carting round Woodley with fanboys.

[Royal Lady]

He has some friends from Rotterdam who come over here a lot to see him, perhaps it is them?

[Platypuss]

He has some friends from Rotterdam who come over here a lot to see him, perhaps it is them?

Could be anywhere tbf. Even Liverpool or Rome.

[Royal Ginger]

He has some friends from Rotterdam who come over here a lot to see him, perhaps it is them?

Could be anywhere tbf. Even Liverpool or Rome.

[Upper West Ginger]

...anywhere alone ...

[Uke]

Beautiful

[Davezk]

Those 'randoms' are probably dutch since the fifa stats are all in dutch.

Don't think a bunch of english lads would stand for that.

[Royal Lady]

Those 'randoms' are probably dutch since the fifa stats are all in dutch.

Don't think a bunch of english lads would stand for that.

They are his m8s from Rotterdam, which I already alluded to.......

[Ian Royal]

Or maybe it's Drenthe's house so Drenthe's settings.

[Davezk]

Those 'randoms' are probably dutch since the fifa stats are all in dutch.

Don't think a bunch of english lads would stand for that.

They are his m8s from Rotterdam, which I already alluded to.......

I didn't read the whole thread............

[Royal Biscuitman]

Those 'randoms' are probably dutch since the fifa stats are all in dutch.

Don't think a bunch of english lads would stand for that.

They are his m8s from Rotterdam, which I already alluded to.......

Could be anywhere tbf. Even Liverpool or Rome, as already alluded to by platypus.

[Davezk]

They definitely can't be english given the diversity of their group and how secular this country is. Dutch are way more laid back about everything.

[floyd__streete]

Those 'randoms' are probably dutch since the fifa stats are all in dutch.

Don't think a bunch of english lads would stand for that.

They are his m8s from Rotterdam, which I already alluded to.......

Could be anywhere tbf. Even Liverpool or Rome, as already alluded to by platypus.

Thanks for repeating his gag

Its becoming like The Fast Show on here.

[paultheroyal]

Either way it's a right ole pickles

[Uke]

He has some friends from Rotterdam who come over here a lot to see him, perhaps it is them?

Could be anywhere tbf. Even Liverpool or Rome.

I think he might be happy if he wasn't out with them