West Ham - I'm looking forward to seeing...

[LoyalRoyalFan]

Marlon Harewood and Hayden Mullins weren't at the club?

[LWJ]

No.

[Jerry St Clair]

A calling card from the Inter City Firm.

That's their pre-privatisation name, I believe they are now split up into various franchises. Those attending on Saturday will presumably be the First Great Western Firm.

Whatever they're called, the 2011 lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ufWhC9yT84

aren't a patch on their 1980s ancestors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5gwobgp0ek

[URZZ]

David Kitson smashing their backdoors in

[Compo's Hat]

The "legendary" NSFW West Ham Lass

Along with stubbly Royals Lass and slag tag Reading Lass

We never did work out who the Reading ones were.