Song for Akpan

[RobRoyal]

A bit of Village People YMCA I reckon...

Akpan, there's no need to feel down.
Hope Akpan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Akpan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town
We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town

Don't try passing the ball, or send any tweets
You'll be injured and out for weeks

We'll have to don the proper dress to make him feel properly comfortable as well. #FullyHomosexual

[CTFC56]

'he hates all the gays
he hates all the gayyys
hope akpan
he hates all the gays"

That's the chant he has always been subject to at crawley,
Tongue in cheek of course as his homophobic tweet was his younger brother on his account

[RoyallyFcuked]

Tongue in cheek of course as his homophobic tweet was his younger brother on his account

Of course it was

[RoyalJames101]

Shorey don't like him
Hope akpan
Hope akpan

To the tune of rock the casbah

Hope Akpan don't like them
oxf*rd the Swindon
oxf*rd the Swindon

(As stolen from Arsenal)

[Royal Ginger]

'he hates all the gays
he hates all the gayyys
hope akpan
he hates all the gays"

That's the chant he has always been subject to at crawley,
Tongue in cheek of course as his homophobic tweet was his younger brother on his account

Hi Hope!

[Lovely hot donuts!]

Give me Hope in Midfield, keep us playing
Give me Hope in Midfield, I pray
Give me Hope in Midfield, keep us playing
Keep us playing 'till the end of may'

Sing Hope Akpan, Sing Hope Akpan
Sing Hope Akpan till the break of play.

One of my favourite ones but feel it might be a tad too involved for you're average fan.
I expect it'll just be dadadada Hope Akpan

I think an honest song would be, to the tune of "don't wanna go home":
I suppose you'll do,
I suppose you'll do
Hope Akpan
I suppose you'll do

[Reading4eva]

A bit of Village People YMCA I reckon...

Akpan, there's no need to feel down.
Hope Akpan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Akpan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town
We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town

Don't try passing the ball, or send any tweets
You'll be injured and out for weeks

We'll have to don the proper dress to make him feel properly comfortable as well. #FullyHomosexual

I think he should do his song of welcome to a full crowd in the Granby.

[pea]

A bit of Village People YMCA I reckon...

Akpan, there's no need to feel down.
Hope Akpan, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Akpan, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town
We may be shit but we are Not Crawley Town

Don't try passing the ball, or send any tweets
You'll be injured and out for weeks

great work E-P

[RoyallyFcuked]

Don't try passing the ball, or send any tweets
You'll be injured and out for weeks[/i]

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