Can we just have a LOL thread for this man please...

[Cureton's Volley]

Last time I saw him he drunkenly seized the microphone to MC acapella at the legendary 'Inn On The Park' Christmas party in the small hours of xmas day... True to form:



Great effort lad

[Royal Ginger]

Whilst obviously not condoning what he did, I have to admit I did ALOL at his tumbles, especially combined with the clown music. Good move from the PA team!

Should play the Benny Hill theme next time, particularly if the stewards are chasing him around the pitch.

Thought they started with Benny Hill didn't they?

It was nelly the elephant. Plus surely Bunny Hill relies on the tangos actually chasing him?

[Pepe the Horseman]

It was nelly the elephant.

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face.

[LWJ]

I've heard he got a 12 month ban....

Yup because he would have had his day in court already

[Ouroboros]

Obv you're the expert here, but do you actually have to go to court when a club wants to ban you from its games?

As opposed to a FBO.

[LWJ]

Obv you're the expert here, but do you actually have to go to court when a club wants to ban you from its games?

As opposed to a FBO.

Club will generally impose a temp ban till they have had a meeting with a) the police liaison and sometimes b) the defendant.

But no they don't technically have to go to court, though a FBO would mean you are breaking the law to go to any game, rather than a common law to go to a home game

[Angry Shed Sex]

He made me smile last night and the kids thought it was hilarious.

No harm done, let him off with a warning as he wasn't threatening anyone.

[tidus_mi2]

It was a bit 50/50 at the start, people initially were booing but they warmed to him a bit when he broke free of the stewards and then he won most people over with the somersaults, as for the music, as far as I remember, it started as he got about halfway down the pitch, so not straight away.

[LWJ]

It's perfectly possible for someone to have been in court, dealt with and sentenced within 24 hours, including a FBO.

Very unlikely, but completely possible.

Ftr my case they had to have a police report and a separate case to apply for a FBO.

[Angry Shed Sex]

Oh - I see someone else has already posted that.

Ah well, it's still funny.

[LWJ]

As I said: unlikely. All I meant was that, in law, if they really wanted to, they could have dealt with him by now. I'm sure they haven't.

You were, however, a proper criminal and tried to murder a steward, so it's not surprising they put a bit more effort in with you.

Wasn't disagreeing with you Sebby

Just providing a real life experience rather than one obtained from a book

[TBM]

I got a ban from the stadium, on Pardews orders, for posting sensitive information about team selections and a Nicky Forster rumour* that i refused to delete from OAE







just look up his "son" for Brighton to prove i was right

[Pepe the Horseman]

He made me smile last night and the kids thought it was hilarious.

No harm done, let him off with a warning as he wasn't threatening anyone.

I'm far more offended by the lack of apostrophe in Puddings.

[genome]

He thought there were puddings on the pitch, he ran on to eat them.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Fair play if that's true.

[Pseud O'Nym]

Shocking indictment of the way this club is run if we even have to borrow our streakers.

[genome]

Fair play if that's true.

That's what my sources at the club are telling me.

[Big Foot]

Here he is;

https://www.facebook.com/charlie.sumner.184

LOL 7 mutual friends

22 mutuals LOL

He's updated his cover & profile picture 100% buying the bloke a beer if I ever see him

[Silver Fox]

There's some shocking profile pics on there!

Where are the 'shops by the way? There has to be endless comedy in adding his somersaulting figure to various scenes

[Handsome Man]

Look at this face - just look at his face

Poor photographer! You get a chance to take a picture like that and mess it up by cropping off half the steward's face.