Bill Oddie

Forbury Lion · by **Forbury Lion** » 10 Oct 2007 19:31

Harold Shipman, Harold Shipman
rub your beard all over my dead gran

Mathew kelly, mathew kelly
rub you beard all over my belly

higher · by **higher** » 10 Oct 2007 19:36

Reading chants "B"

Bill Oddie Reading fc Polyphonic ringtone <-- Perhaps if we all get this on our mobiles we could orchestrate a world record sychronized Bill Oddie ringtone fest.Then again maybe not!

murts_the_god · by **murts_the_god** » 10 Oct 2007 22:32

Einstein agogo oh murty oh murty
lick on my tit and make me feel dirty

oh lita oh lita
puts on a frock
and calls himself rita

ha ha ha i congratulate everyone on this fantastic thread

seahawk10 · by **seahawk10** » 10 Oct 2007 23:15

Floyd_streete, Floyd_streete
Your naked inflatable is neat

SpaceCruiser, SpaceCruiser
40,000 posts confirm you're a loser

Daniella, Daniella
Yes we all know you're a fella

Starfish, Starfish
All to sprachen deutsch is your wish

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 11 Oct 2007 11:34

willz_royal brendy wendy, brendy wendy, you make me breath heavy and then im not not bendy

eeeuuuuwwww!

im a bloke you gayer

jeesus i need to change user names

wood achieved

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 11 Oct 2007 11:54

Mandela, Mandela,
Rub armpits all over my cheddar

Whore Jackie · by **Whore Jackie** » 11 Oct 2007 12:15

Reg Varney, Reg Varney
Rub your beard all over my punany

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 11 Oct 2007 12:22

bill bailey bill bailey
rub my fish, its cold and scaly

ben elton ben elton

rub your beard on this metal im smelt'n

biscuitsrus · by **biscuitsrus** » 11 Oct 2007 12:32

Steve Hunt, Steve Hunt

Rub your beard all over my ....

Row Z Royal · by **Row Z Royal** » 11 Oct 2007 12:39

Dangerous will get really upset when he sees some of these efforts. Have you no rhythm, Hobnob?

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 11 Oct 2007 12:39

mzungu_royal, mzungu_royal, he is so very loyal! darn my sex has been uncovered

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 11 Oct 2007 14:09

paul merton paul merton
dont rub your beard on me, its got dirt on

kid jenson kid jenson
nip down the shops and buy me ten benson

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 11 Oct 2007 14:13

Bill Beaumont, Bill Beaumont,
lick me on the knee for a meaumont

Steve Davis, Steve Davis
Make sweet love in the Cabin with Mavis

John Gorman, John Gorman,
Rub your sh*t all over my Morman

Gordon Brown,
Texture like sun,
rub your beard,
all over my mum

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 11 Oct 2007 14:21

Question Mark Bill Beaumont, Bill Beaumont,
lick me on the knee for a meaumont

Steve Davis, Steve Davis
Make sweet love in the Cabin with Mavis

John Gorman, John Gorman,
Rub your sh*t all over my Morman

best use of rhyme, in the universe, ever

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 11 Oct 2007 14:22

brendywendy
Question Mark Bill Beaumont, Bill Beaumont,
lick me on the knee for a meaumont

Steve Davis, Steve Davis
Make sweet love in the Cabin with Mavis

John Gorman, John Gorman,
Rub your sh*t all over my Morman

best use of rhyme, in the universe, ever

I thank you

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 11 Oct 2007 17:34

john craven, john craven
rub your beard all over my raven

gnight

runrunrunrungilksey · by **runrunrunrungilksey** » 11 Oct 2007 22:12

Penis patter, Penis Patter
Rub your balls all over Sepp Blatter

Compo's Hat · by **Compo's Hat** » 12 Oct 2007 04:17

AndyRFC, AndyRFC
Always going off for a wee

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 12 Oct 2007 12:33

Colin Murray, Colin Murray,
Smear your face all over my curry.

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 12 Oct 2007 14:51

Question Mark, Question Mark, Why is your picture ever so very dark?

Space Cruiser Space Cruiser, he's a big man bruiser!

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