Sky commentary on Sunday - let's play cliche bingo

[who are ya?]

'It's a glorious afternoon here at the Majetski Stadium'

[Baines]

"Having been relegated on goal difference last season it is, perhaps, poetic justice that..."

[Mr Optimist]

If Alan PC Pardew is on the commentary team - "and Kebe practically r@ped the Birmingham full back for the fourth goal..."

If Shane/Doyler/SHunt scores "Irish eyes, and Reading eyes are smiling around the Madejski"

Seriously though, is it ok to tumble dry jester hats or will the bells f@*k up the machine? Still got a bit of sick on it from Pride Park 2006.

2006? What happened there/then?

Reign yer neck in... I am awfully sorry I OBVIOUSLY meant to say 2007

Happy now? well?

[chilipepper91]

Last time Reading were in the Championship...

The £30m goal

As it stands, ___ will be going up

The playoff lottery looms for ___

Neither side deserves to lose

[Big Foot]

"The neutral is the real winner"

[SWLR]

"The neutral is the real winner"

"it's a nervy display from both teams", or
"the tension is getting in the way of a good game!

[who are ya?]

"this could go either way"

[toppy]

"What a crap game - neither of these side deserve to go up"

[Rex]

The teams seems up for it today.

The referee has had an off day. Pitiful.

That was the third penalty penalty shout disallowed for brum, just what have they got to do to score.

Can Brum win this game coming from behind.

Is that a mole hill on the pitch.

[Archie's penalty]

'Birmingham are sh*t aren't they Mike?' Oh.

'How the hell is Jaidi still in a top of the championship side?'

'Lee Bowyer is a racist pcunt.'

'Birmingham are a poor excuse for a club.'

[rotherwick_royal]

If that "goal" at Watford had been disallowed...........................

I'd completely forgotten about that!.. thank god for that point!

It's an omen I tell you!

[floyd__streete]

".....woke up covered in p*ss"

[brendywendy]

Is that a mole hill oR the pitch.

[johnnym]

Garry Birtles: " oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd oxf*rd"

[Jackson Corner]

These are not the sort of scenes we want to see at football grounds.

I'm afraid to say there is some trouble in the Birmigham section.

Looks like Stephen Hunt has been struck by an object from the section containing Birmigham fans.

[The 17 Bus]

With Palace 3 up and just 13 minutes left Reading could do with a goal from this free kick!!!!!!!!!!!

[rg6royal]

Kebe, past one, then another, great stuff from kebe, ohhh a poor cross straight to the hands of Maik Taylor.

[Rex]

Kebe falls over himself - it's a penalty.

[The 17 Bus]

With Palace 3 up and just 13 minutes left Reading could do with a goal from this free kick!!!!!!!!!!!

And Stephen Hunt's free kick is cleared by the first man.

Hunt takes a kick in his own half, history man, history.

[Dirk Gently]

Duberry puts the clearence into row Z.

Hanehmann puts the goal kick into row Z.