Sunderland Match Thread sponsored by Danny Guthrie's tears

[Reading4eva]

I might go to thegeneral.com $39 a month insurance fooking bargain

[Esteban]

Bloody hell, the Samaritans will be busy tonight.

[RoyalBlue]

Someone remind me why Guthrie isn't on the bench?

Because

a) He wasn't fit on Saturday but our superb manager still decided to get him fit by wasting a space on the bench

or

b) He's upset McDermott again.

What a f8cking waste of money that signing was.

[BonBoh]

u really got to ask urself why bother celebrating promotion.. why celebrate for this shit week in and week out

Next season, we'll also probably discover our Russian owner has helped himself to the till whilst claiming we owe him £100m and we get a 10 point deduction to start of the Championship season..

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Brian's trying everything tbf. First it was a suit, now it's a fetching black zip-up turtle neck a la Fergie.

Bang on trend.

[Reading4eva]

If thidony get better we have Cuba with Simon Reeve on BBC 2 next or turn over to 4 to stay with food with Hestons food fix then Gordon Ramseys kitchen nightmares.

Fooking stupid biatch on masterchef just dropped one. She will get through though. Greg wants her body

[Skin]

For f*cks sake - can someone let me know how the jellies turned out?!

they're on the way now.

[ZacNaloen]

hunt you have to at least hit the target mate

[Royal91]

What a SHIT player HUNT is. Awful finish

[ManchesterRoyals]

Has the Jellys come out yet i went to the loo

[RobRoyal]

Cocking helm Noel, that was a bit mediocre eh?

[brighton_royal]

Solid stuff from Noel

[Royalwaster]

hunt you have to at least hit the target mate

That was similar to the saints goal apart from the fact that they got it on target.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Cards on the table - I did not expect us to be quite so oxf*rd this season. Even with no investment at all I thought we'd get some points in the '6 pointer' matches.

[Joe 90]

u really got to ask urself why bother celebrating promotion.. why celebrate for this shit week in and week out

ITS THE READING WAY

[NTRoyal]

Has the Jellys come out yet i went to the loo

Will you pcunts STFU about masterchef.

[Skin]

Has the Jellys come out yet i went to the loo

On Time. GREAT presentation

[winchester_royal]

Has the Jellys come out yet i went to the loo

Will you pcunts STFU about masterchef.

'Greed.

Watching it on Iplayer later and you fckers are spoiling it

[Reading4eva]

Someone remind me why Guthrie isn't on the bench?

Because

a) He wasn't fit on Saturday but our superb manager still decided to get him fit by wasting a space on the bench

or

b) He's upset McDermott again.

What a f8cking waste of money that signing was.

I'd welcome him back to the fold at least he seems to give a fook and has done one cos he's pissed off with the manager

Think McD has lost the dressing room

[BraisingsteakRoyal]

Has the Jellys come out yet i went to the loo

Will you pcunts STFU about masterchef.

Who's talking about Masterchef?