Injury & Suspension Watch : 2018/2019

[Snowflake Royal]

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

[NewCorkSeth]

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

[Snowflake Royal]

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.

[Hound]

Thank fcuk we’re moving soon then

[muirinho]

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.

So they're moving the training ground, and changing kit suppliers. Nobody can accuse the club of ignoring this issue. Let's hope their actions aren't too late for this season.

[Wycombe Royal]

Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation?

[Woodcote Royal]

Ankle, knee, appendectomy, something's bound to work eventually.

[Hound]

Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation?

This is the Reading medical team we are talking about. Nothing would surprise me.

[NewCorkSeth]

Ryan East out or the rest of the season with an ankle problem.

So why has he had a knee operation?

This is the Reading medical team we are talking about. Nothing would surprise me.

The knee bone's connected to the... something. The something's connected to the red thing. The red thing's connected to my wristwatch.

[Einstein agogo]

I can't be arsed to read through all this

Can someone just do a list as of 29/03
in the form:

1. joe bloggs / ankle / 6 weeks
2. joey bloggs / suspended / 2 games

etc. etc.


fanx

[NewCorkSeth]

I can't be arsed to read through all this

Can someone just do a list as of 29/03
in the form:

1. joe bloggs / ankle / 6 weeks
2. joey bloggs / suspended / 2 games

etc. etc.


fanx

If Joe Bloggs has injured his ankle then why did he have an operation on his shoulder?

[linkenholtroyal]

Has anyone thought of checking the changing rooms, treatment rooms and pitches for voodoo dolls, EMF etc

I have it on good authority that our training pitches are built on an ancient Indian burial ground.

They're also laid out in an upside down cross. Plus there's an inverted pentagram woven into the stitching of our training kit.

Heard the new physio team is taking up a new form of acupuncture involving javelins and a blindman.

[Singing Defective]

I have it from an insider (favourite restaurant’s Spanish waitres’s brother works at the MadStad) that it’s a cumulative effect caused by the under-pitch heating, which only Kelly has found a counter to: flapping his arms and running in figures of eight means the geas has no effect on him.

[Sutekh]

Barrow and Swift both picked up knocks. Not thought to be too serious but then this is Reading so no doubt their season is over.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Totally amazed to see Nelson on the bench today, compared to the doom and gloom from a couple of weeks ago, that’s one decent recovery rate....well done all concerned.

[Sutekh]

Rinomhota made all the difference. He come back in and the midfield and overall team balance looks so much more assured. On top of that he was superb (yet again) despite 7/8 weeks out injured and, though only playing since the xmas/new year really, is quite definitely a serious contender for PoTS.

[Denver Royal]

Totally amazed to see Nelson on the bench today, compared to the doom and gloom from a couple of weeks ago, that’s one decent recovery rate....well done all concerned.

Yep, agreed, and it was good they didn't need to bring him on today, and didn't.

[Singing Defective]

Rinomhota made all the difference. He come back in and the midfield and overall team balance looks so much more assured. On top of that he was superb (yet again) despite 7/8 weeks out injured and, though only playing since the xmas/new year really, is quite definitely a serious contender for PoTS.

+1
Though if Nelson makes it out, that really, um, takes the biscuit. Portuguese word, incidentally.

[download]

I have been told third hand, that Gomez's team has a different approach to injuries. The old medical team preferred to have injuries rested. Gomez's team works the injured players much harder. That might account for the faster recoveries that we are seeing in some cases.

[AthleticoSpizz]

seems to be working ..