Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Bandini]

And I bet he doesn't know where the stopcock is.

he has a city in guilds in plumbing and pipework

No-one's denying he's got the skills, but he's missing that little something to really make those skills useful.

[Hampshire Royal]

There is that woman assistant referee, mind.

[brendywendy]

I wouldn't have guessed that he had a touch of the Whitehursts about him, but add "potential wife-stealer" to the list then.

be it any other man id agree. but surely it would be a priviledge to share your wife with kebe. it would be your duty, and the most profound honour imaginable

[Bandini]

He's understood to be a poor filler of a dishwasher - tends to put bowls on the bottom preventing the water from circulating freely.

[brendywendy]

And I bet he doesn't know where the stopcock is.

he has a city in guilds in plumbing and pipework

No-one's denying he's got the skills, but he's missing that little something to really make those skills useful.

hes welcome to clean my missus' pipes any times he needs some practice, 's all im saying

[Hampshire Royal]

And I could pretend that any children of the liaison were mine!! Imagine a little HR son of God.

[brendywendy]

He's understood to be a poor filler of a dishwasher - tends to put bowls on the bottom preventing the water from circulating freely.

there are many ways to stack a dishwasher, none of them are universally agreed upon as the gold standard.
im sure if you discussed it with him and explained your reasoning, he would be open to negotiation and compromise.
after all he is a reasonable man.
probably the most reasonable man there has ever been

[Bandini]

Is haphazard about returning DVDs to their proper cases.

[Hampshire Royal]

He's understood to be a poor filler of a dishwasher - tends to put bowls on the bottom preventing the water from circulating freely.

there are many ways to stack a dishwasher, none of them are universally agreed upon as the gold standard.
im sure if you discussed it with him and explained your reasoning, he would be open to negotiation and compromise.
after all he is a reasonable man.
probably the most reasonable man there has ever been

Either that or he would command a thunderbolt to strike you dead.

[brendywendy]

Is haphazard about returning DVDs to their proper cases.

he just uses a far superior filing system, that your puny mind cannot yet comprehend

[brendywendy]

He's understood to be a poor filler of a dishwasher - tends to put bowls on the bottom preventing the water from circulating freely.

there are many ways to stack a dishwasher, none of them are universally agreed upon as the gold standard.
im sure if you discussed it with him and explained your reasoning, he would be open to negotiation and compromise.
after all he is a reasonable man.
probably the most reasonable man there has ever been

Either that or he would command a thunderbolt to strike you dead.

he could, but he wouldnt, he is a man of peace

[Hampshire Royal]

He fully understands and appreciates Snowball's stats.

[East End Lady]

Even Kebe is not that great

[Bandini]

Finds it difficult to follow simple instructions because of poor hearing in his right ear.

[Hampshire Royal]

All he's doing in that photo is demontsrating the correct praying action to all his devoted followers.

A question to the High Priest 'Great Wendy' - He's not going to ban bacon sandwiches and drinking beer, is he???

[brendywendy]

Finds it difficult to follow simple instructions because of poor hearing in his right ear.

only because his right ear is where he recieves the worlds prayers.

that is a tiny price to pay for the honour of having jimmy in your home.
you can always give instructions to his other ear afterall

plus is kebe really the kind of guy you would "instruct"
for surely he is an instructor of others

[brendywendy]

All he's doing in that photo is demontsrating the correct praying action to all his devoted followers.

A question to the High Priest 'Great Wendy' - He's not going to ban bacon sandwiches and drinking beer, is he???

his is an open and gentle religion.
the only rules are dont talk about kebeism, and after that pretty much do as you please, within reason

[Bandini]

He's very pernickety about his food. On Wednesdays he will only eat thickly buttered maltloaf.

[brendywendy]

since he makes his own maltloaf, his wednesday night food choice will not affect you in anyway

[Gloria Gooner]

His height would prove useful when trying to retrieve the last packet of cereal from the supermarket top shelf.