Songs for Pompey

[leicsRoyal]

Some requests for over the PA pre match

The Beatles - Taxman
Harry J All-Stars - Liquidator

Sunny Afternoon - The Kinks

Moneys too tight to mention - Simply Red.

[Ralph Jolly]

Money by Pink Floyd mainly for the line "Think I'll buy me a football team"

[Cape Town Royal]

On a slightly different theme shall we all turn up wearing suits and black bowler hats?

Undertakers or tax men?

Both.. we could doff our bowlers to the sound of the specials..

Portsmouth (aha) is becoming just a ghost club
All the players have been loaned out
Portsmouth (aha) is becoming just a ghost club
Your Chimes will sound no more

No more ripping off the tax man..........

[Franchise FC]

No income tax, no VAT
No money back, no guarantee
Black or white, rich or broke
We'll cut prices at a stroke

Magnifique, Fratton Park

Alternatively

No income tx no VAT
No plan to pay HRMC

Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs (HMRC)

[Brain Traysers]

Benjani, wooooaaaahh,
Benjani, wooooaaaahh,
He comes from Zimbabwe,
He can't collect his pay

[Percy's Rocket]

Konga

Please go out of business
Please go out of business
it sends us up
it sends us up

[rfc2001]

I wonder what that guy the with bell is going through. Unfortunate guy.

[rfc2001]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbVHbEGerRA

[grey_squirrel]

I wonder what that guy the with bell is going through. Unfortunate guy.

If he's there, he'll be ringing it on Tuesday for last orders

[rfc2001]

I wonder what that guy the with bell is going through. Unfortunate guy.

If he's there, he'll be ringing it on Tuesday for last orders

+1

[Mr Optimist]

Money money money - Abba
Don't fear the reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Down Down - Status Quo

[Franchise FC]

Sacked in the morning
You'll all be sacked in the morning

[Ian Royal]

The pompey's going bust
The pompey's going bust
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receiverrrrrs
The pompey's going bust

We have a winner

tsk tsk, a superb effort ruined by there instead of they're.

[RoyalBlue]

I wonder what that guy the with bell is going through. Unfortunate guy.

For whom the bell tolls!

[Ralph Jolly]

To the tune of YMCA:

HMRC, You should of paid the HMRC

[FiNeRaIn]

its never your fault
its never your faultttt
always the victims
its never your fault

[reading_fan]

Instead of "We'll never play you again", how about "You haven't paid us again" or "You didn't pay tax again"

[Geekins]

If i hear any of these i'm joining in!!

[Geekins]

Home in a Taxi, your team's going home in a taxi, hooommmmeee in a taxi, your team's going home in a taxi.

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Love the salt n Pepa one - please make this happen!