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SPARTA
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Not surprising when he's missed so much football over the last two and a bit years. Good chant though!
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JakeTheRoyal
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Royal BiscuitmanJakeTheRoyal - Pearce (something to do with the step-over ?)
To the tune of the old Robin Hood song,
Alex Pearce, Alex Pearce steps over the ball
Alex Pearce, Alex Pearce thinks he's Ronaldo
Strong at the back, joins the attack
Alex Pearce, Alex Pearce, Alex Pearce
For those who don't know the song, it went something like this:
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding through the glen
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, with his band of men
Feared by the bad, loved by the good
Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Robin Hood
and a wav file can be downloaded here: http://users.ox.ac.uk/~archery/old/hood.html
This would be brilliant. Catchy as well
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lAHEZrX6mSA
THIS.
But instead of so happy together 'Michael Hector'. Could also work for Adam Le Fondre, Alex McCarthy, Jakey Taylor. Etc etc.
THIS.
But instead of so happy together 'Michael Hector'. Could also work for Adam Le Fondre, Alex McCarthy, Jakey Taylor. Etc etc.
How about:
Pog!
Pog you useless Russian bastard!
How much are we paying you?
You're shit!
Haven't thought of the tune yet.
Pog!
Pog you useless Russian bastard!
How much are we paying you?
You're shit!
Haven't thought of the tune yet.
We did discover, a little left back JOR-DAN O-BI-TA
Oh Reading refrain, from breaking our heaarrttsssss
We're so in love with youuuuuuu
You'll be forever bluuueeeee (and white)
That you give me no reason, why you're making him work so hard
That you give me no, that you give me no, that you give me no.
Sooooooo, other clubs come calling. Oh Reading pleeeaassseeeeeee.
Give a little respect..... Don't sell Obitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiKVjS3gR88
Oh Reading refrain, from breaking our heaarrttsssss
We're so in love with youuuuuuu
You'll be forever bluuueeeee (and white)
That you give me no reason, why you're making him work so hard
That you give me no, that you give me no, that you give me no.
Sooooooo, other clubs come calling. Oh Reading pleeeaassseeeeeee.
Give a little respect..... Don't sell Obitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RiKVjS3gR88
maffff http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lAHEZrX6mSA
THIS.
But instead of so happy together 'Michael Hector'. Could also work for Adam Le Fondre, Alex McCarthy, Jakey Taylor. Etc etc.
Actually, I'm gonna try to get this going in pre season like 500 Miles/Mariappa at AFC Wimbledon before he signed - a compo and I production.
"With the ball in the air, (Nige) wants it on the ground
Try doing that spending shit, yeah.
We're gonna collapse, but there's nothing in it
And we ask ourselves
Where is Anton?
Where is Anton?
Wheeeeeerrrrre is An-tonnn?
Way out in Russia
....something something....
(UNT
Try doing that spending shit, yeah.
We're gonna collapse, but there's nothing in it
And we ask ourselves
Where is Anton?
Where is Anton?
Wheeeeeerrrrre is An-tonnn?
Way out in Russia
....something something....
(UNT
This would be chaos... doesn't fit any players in our squad though.
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
He met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly. Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early.
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me. Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, we said "It's not that easy"
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
He met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly. Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early.
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me. Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, we said "It's not that easy"
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Blue & White Soup
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maffff This would be chaos... doesn't fit any players in our squad though.
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme for Jake Taylor. It's Tricky...Tr-tr-tr-tricky (Tricky) Trrrrrrrrrrricky
He met this little girlie, her hair was kinda curly. Went to her house and bust her out, I had to leave real early.
These girls are really sleazy, all they just say is please me. Or spend some time and rock a rhyme, we said "It's not that easy"
I like it! Id say just he 'tricky' parts though, simple enough for the crowd to follow on surely!
harrySt. Brynjar I've always thought Animal Nitrate by Suede could be worked into a decent football chant.
Love a bit of Suede
Last season there were times where we could have adapted it into "what does it take to score a goal, goal"
oh it turns us on, on, on, Gunter's on the run
oh it turns us on, on, on, Gunter's on the run
Eaststandman How about trying to make something out of The Asphalt World? Could keep it crowd-friendly by basing it on the 9 & a half minute version:
We know a star who runs the Reading wing
He takes the ball and blasts it past Rob Green
And there's the volley v Burnley that sent us all f''in crazy
He's the Royals number 12, his name is Garath McCleary
We know a star who runs the Reading wing
And where will he run?
And what will he do?
And how does it feel when he goes past you?
Will he go down the line or cut past you inside?
Then shoot and score!
Needs a bit of work and another verse then several thousand getting their head round the best track off the best album ever. But we've got all close season & nothing else going on ....
Only in a stadium that allowed nothing sharper than a crayon perhaps!
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Pepe the Horseman
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Gunter, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Gunter, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Gunter, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Gunter, there's a place you can go.
I said, Gunter, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Gunter, are you listening to me?
I said, Gunter, what do you want to be?
I said, Gunter, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, Gunter, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Ma-d-ej-ski.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Gunter, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, Gunter, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Ma-d-ej-ski ... you'll find it at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
Gunter, Gunter, there's no need to feel down.
Gunter, Gunter, get yourself to the ground.
I said, Gunter, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Gunter, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Gunter, there's a place you can go.
I said, Gunter, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Gunter, are you listening to me?
I said, Gunter, what do you want to be?
I said, Gunter, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, Gunter, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Ma-d-ej-ski.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...
Gunter, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, Gunter, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
It's fun to play at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Ma-d-ej-ski ... you'll find it at the Ma-d-ej-ski.
Gunter, Gunter, there's no need to feel down.
Gunter, Gunter, get yourself to the ground.
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Royal Prince
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To the tune of "Bob the Builder"......
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Alex Pearce, Morro, and Gunter too,
Alex McCarthy joins the crew,
The flat back four, from Hogwood,
Playing together like good friends should
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Blocking and tackling until we've scored a few,
Jordan and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can you play him? No!
Can you beat him? No!
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_PL3V1c4Y
Neil Morrissey > Morrissey (The Smiths)
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Alex Pearce, Morro, and Gunter too,
Alex McCarthy joins the crew,
The flat back four, from Hogwood,
Playing together like good friends should
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Blocking and tackling until we've scored a few,
Jordan and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can you play him? No!
Can you beat him? No!
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_PL3V1c4Y
Neil Morrissey > Morrissey (The Smiths)
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JakeTheRoyal
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Royal Prince To the tune of "Bob the Builder"......
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Alex Pearce, Morro, and Gunter too,
Alex McCarthy joins the crew,
The flat back four, from Hogwood,
Playing together like good friends should
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
Hey!
Time to get busy, such a lot to do
Blocking and tackling until we've scored a few,
Jordan and the gang have so much fun
Working together, they get the job done
Can you play him? No!
Can you beat him? No!
Jordan Obita,
Can you beat him?
Jordan Obita,
No you can't!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_PL3V1c4Y
Neil Morrissey > Morrissey (The Smiths)
This is class
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St. Brynjar
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maffffharrySt. Brynjar I've always thought Animal Nitrate by Suede could be worked into a decent football chant.
Love a bit of Suede
Last season there were times where we could have adapted it into "what does it take to score a goal, goal"
oh it turns us on, on, on, Gunter's on the run
oh it turns us on, on, on, Gunter's on the run
Maybe 'Danny Williaaaaaaaams, aaaaaaams,'?
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Gunnarsson's_Gunners
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Pearce. Pearce'll tear you apart, again - to the tune of Giggs'll tear you apart
When he play's in midfield
And when he's in defence
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
If he scores a volley
or he scores with his head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
And when he starts a game
the crowd go wild
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
MICHAEL HECTOR!
to the tune of I just can't get enough by Depeche Mode/ The Saturdays
When he play's in midfield
And when he's in defence
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
If he scores a volley
or he scores with his head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
And when he starts a game
the crowd go wild
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
MICHAEL HECTOR!
to the tune of I just can't get enough by Depeche Mode/ The Saturdays
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Eaststandman
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Gunnarsson's_Gunners Pearce. Pearce'll tear you apart, again - to the tune of Giggs'll tear you apart
When he play's in midfield
And when he's in defence
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
If he scores a volley
or he scores with his head
I just can't get enough
I just can't get enough
And when he starts a game
the crowd go wild
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
Du du du du du du
MICHAEL HECTOR!
to the tune of I just can't get enough by Depeche Mode/ The Saturdays
Joy Division will be delighted they made such an impression on you!
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Lovely hot donuts!
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Song about Anton to the tune of The Beatles-Fool on a hill:
Day after day
Somewhere in the east
A man with a foolish grin is keeping quiet still
But we don't want to know him
Now we know he's just a fool
And to his daddy he must answer
Oh, the fool in the east
Saw Reading go down
Rolled the eyes in his head
And he turned back around
I imagine if the current situation were to continue into next season we'll need a few passive aggressive chants
EDIT: Ah, just realised I've managed to make it not rhyme properly. Erm...
Day after day
Somewhere in the east
A man with a foolish grin is keeping quiet still
But we don't want to know him
Now we know he's just a fool
And to his daddy he must answer
Oh, the fool in the east
Saw Reading go down
Rolled the eyes in his head
And he turned back around
I imagine if the current situation were to continue into next season we'll need a few passive aggressive chants
EDIT: Ah, just realised I've managed to make it not rhyme properly. Erm...
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Lovely hot donuts!
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We also don't have a decent song for McCleary. (Can we really still sing made Chelsea look shite. A game which we eventually lost TWENTY-ONE months ago)
So I was thinking to the tune of Aerosmith-Dude looks like a lady
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
I had an idea for the verse but I can't make it fit but I reckon even that chorus would be pretty epic.
So I was thinking to the tune of Aerosmith-Dude looks like a lady
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
Woah, Woah, Garath McCleary
I had an idea for the verse but I can't make it fit but I reckon even that chorus would be pretty epic.
Seeing your username all I can think of is
"get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your doughnuts nice and fresh...
except, to he's got the whole world in his hands
"get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your lovely hot doughnuts, nice and fresh...
get your doughnuts nice and fresh...
except, to he's got the whole world in his hands
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