WTRoyal Cheers - I enjoyed that. Joll-ee-dam good fun.
Ricotta go now will just leave you with possibly the worst cheese gag ever created:
A group of astronauts are on the moon. They've been mining the surface, and have discovered that it really is made of cheese.
One particular area that they're quite interested in is a large vein of brie; they have already dug there twice, collecting samples to be returned to mission control.
All of a sudden, the radio crackles into life: "Mission control to cheese-base-one - we need you to go back for a third time, to get another load of that brie!"
The astronauts are unhappy with the idea, so they come up with all sorts of excuses why they shouldn't dig any more... the one that eventually gets them off the hook is to explain to mission control that they will spoil the aesthetics of the moon if they dug for a third time.......
After all - have you ever seen such a thing in your life as brie mined thrice?
Brilliant - just brilliant!
