Bill Oddie

brendywendy · by **brendywendy** » 12 Oct 2007 15:04

tom sellick tom sellick

rub your tache all over that fat chick

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 12 Oct 2007 16:10

mzungu_royal Question Mark, Question Mark, Why is your picture ever so very dark?

mzungu_royal, mzungu_royal
It covers up my horrendous boil

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 12 Oct 2007 16:34

Joe Ok, in my old age of 21 am trying to remeber the song any chance of some help?

Bill Oddie Bill Oddie Rub your beard all over my body
Bill Oddie Bill Oddie Rub your beard all over my body

but i'm sure there are other verses one i'm sure is about bin laden

most comments greatfully recieved

Bin Laden,
Bin Laden,
I told George Bush you're hid in my Garden

..and repeat

Coppelled Streets · by **Coppelled Streets** » 12 Oct 2007 17:30

Gunnarsson, Gunnarsson, rub your gun all over my arse son.

Kevin Doyles Right Foot · by **Kevin Doyles Right Foot** » 12 Oct 2007 17:54

Hunty Hunty rub your beard all over my cnut even thou i dont have one

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 12 Oct 2007 17:58

Kevin Doyles Right Foot Hunty Hunty rub your beard all over my cnut even thou i dont have one

KDRF, KDRF, i've heard your turning a bit deaf

Kevin Doyles Right Foot · by **Kevin Doyles Right Foot** » 12 Oct 2007 18:01

that doesnt rhyme...

Focher · by **Focher** » 12 Oct 2007 18:02

Nigella, Nigella, rub your anal beard all over my fella

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 12 Oct 2007 19:39

Kevin Doyles Right Foot that doesnt rhyme...

KDRF, KDRF, is it true your a cr*p chef?

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 12 Oct 2007 19:39

Kevin Doyles Right Foot that doesnt rhyme...

KDRF, KDRF, is it true your a cr*p chef?

AbovetheI · by **AbovetheI** » 12 Oct 2007 20:34

Sharp Shooter, Sharp Shooter,
Buy a car and sell that old scooter.

AthleticoSpizz · by **AthleticoSpizz** » 14 Oct 2007 00:01

Gail Tyldsley Gail Tyldsley

Find your chin

and give it to Beardsley

mzungu_royal · by **mzungu_royal** » 14 Oct 2007 11:28

the corrs, the corrs, they have many irish stores

bin laden, bin laden, are your weapons stored in my back garden?

dreams, oh dreams, i have many seams in my dreams

Eric Clapton Eric Clapton, ride my big old claptout Citroen (not quite a rhyme)

SWLR · by **SWLR** » 16 Oct 2007 14:00

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_o ... 044804.stm

BBC, BBC

Inventing chants, rather than making TV

Who is Jake Byrne?

Derbyshire Royal · by **Derbyshire Royal** » 17 Oct 2007 09:04

So now its on the BBC website the whole world know what a complete and utter bunch of Spaz's support RFC.

This thread has to be the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on here and that takes some doing.

I hang my head in shame.

Surely there are some websites aimed at the under 12s for this type of thing?

Alan Partridge · by **Alan Partridge** » 17 Oct 2007 10:20

Derbyshire Royal So now its on the BBC website the whole world know what a complete and utter bunch of Spaz's support RFC.

This thread has to be the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on here and that takes some doing.

I hang my head in shame.

Surely there are some websites aimed at the under 12s for this type of thing?

BLARMY

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOTS!!!!!!!!!

Anything that's querky, totally random/bollocks > anything that the drummer or 19,000 other idiots 'sing' on a saturday.

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 17 Oct 2007 11:25

Derbyshire Royal So now its on the BBC website the whole world know what a complete and utter bunch of Spaz's support RFC.

This thread has to be the most embarrassing thing I have ever read on here and that takes some doing.

I hang my head in shame.

Surely there are some websites aimed at the under 12s for this type of thing?

Sense of humour....

Derbyshire Royal · by **Derbyshire Royal** » 17 Oct 2007 11:52

Thats where I have gone wrong! I see it now.

This is a comedy forum not a football forum. Well certainly anyone seeing the BBC Website will know what a joke we are.

Maybe its my age but I fail to see what is either humorous or relevant to this entire thread. But hey ho! I will continue to worry about the team and not what we may or may not sing at any given point.

See how I have caught on? Even using emoticons now!

Question Mark · by **Question Mark** » 17 Oct 2007 12:05

Derbyshire Royal Thats where I have gone wrong! I see it now.

This is a comedy forum not a football forum. Well certainly anyone seeing the BBC Website will know what a joke we are.

Maybe its my age but I fail to see what is either humorous or relevant to this entire thread. But hey ho! I will continue to worry about the team and not what we may or may not sing at any given point.

See how I have caught on? Even using emoticons now!

Don't read it then, and don't take things so seriously! Think of your blood pressure..... he's going to blow --->

T.R.O.L.I. · by **T.R.O.L.I.** » 17 Oct 2007 12:15

Derbyshire Royal This is a comedy forum not a football forum. Well certainly anyone seeing the BBC Website will know what a joke we are.

I very much doubt that - I'd venture most people reading that will think "Eh?" and wonder why the BBC have included it when (on the face of it) it's not funny.

Bill Oddie

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