Steve Coppell's school of humour

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"Last week people were complimenting us for our clean sheets - now it's the opposite end of the spectrum.
"I don't want to complain about the referee but it did appear a jittery and nervous performance."

This is an extract from his interview after the game today. That's not funny Steve!
And you're going to get your knuckles smacked by the FA as well.

he wants to look a bit closely at his defence for jittery and nervous

Also said the referee did not determine the outcome. He has a handful of veiled criticisms of referees that have served him well over the years. no knuckle rap to be expected.

[Factfinder]

"Last week people were complimenting us for our clean sheets - now it's the opposite end of the spectrum.
"I don't want to complain about the referee but it did appear a jittery and nervous performance."

This is an extract from his interview after the game today. That's not funny Steve!
And you're going to get your knuckles smacked by the FA as well.

he wants to look a bit closely at his defence for jittery and nervous

They got in our face, and denied us space and time, we'd have lost up at Forest but they didn't have much in the way of fire power. But Charlon did and we can expect the same treatment every time we go on the road this season.
A big no-nonsense mid-field enforcer is what we need.

Bikey, that you that is!

[nev monkey]

"Last week people were complimenting us for our clean sheets - now it's the opposite end of the spectrum.
"I don't want to complain about the referee but it did appear a jittery and nervous performance."

This is an extract from his interview after the game today. That's not funny Steve!
And you're going to get your knuckles smacked by the FA as well.

he wants to look a bit closely at his defence for jittery and nervous

They got in our face, and denied us space and time, we'd have lost up at Forest but they didn't have much in the way of fire power. But Charlon did and we can expect the same treatment every time we go on the road this season.
A big no-nonsense mid-field enforcer is what we need.

Bikey, that you that is!

Er no, think you'll find that it will be James Harper for as long as both he & SC are at the club. Can't you see he's brilliant? No? Funny because SC can & he's always right.

[Royal Soupanoodle]

Coppell was being interviewed during training yesterday. Right at the end of the interview the reporter remarks:

"ooh Sonko's just knocked Kebe out"

Coppell replies immediately

"Good, that should liven him up"

[Hampshire Royal]

Coppell is a comedy genius!!