Sky commentary on Sunday - let's play cliche bingo

[The 17 Bus]

Duberry puts the clearence into row Z.

Hanehmann puts the goal kick into row Z.

if it is all going our way i hope RzR hangs onto the feckin ball.

[Big Foot]

"...in what has been rumoured to be Steve Coppell's last game in management"

[Baines]

And Bikey has absolutely raped Kevin Phillips there.

[ElmParker]

“Say what you like about Reading, but that lion is fantastic.”

[brendywendy]

some people are on the pitch....

[Bucks Dave]

Normally the Palace support the Royals but now the Royals need help from the Palace.

Well, from Steve Coppell's expression you wouldn't think they had just gone a goal down/gone a goal up/had a player sent off/missed a penalty/had a stone wall penalty turned down/.......

And Bikey was very lucky not to get red carded there

And you can see from the slowmotion zoom replay from the 8th camera on the touchline after we watched it 11 times that it was several nanometres offside, that was a terrible decision from the referee

[st george]

Jackson's corner said,

Looks like Stephen Hunt has been struck by an object from the section containing Reading fans.

[The Real Sandhurst Royal]

Brendywendy wrote:

some people are on the pitch....

They think it's all over.. It is now for the stewards.

[Scrappy]

The last time Reading won at home the goal they scored was an own goal... And Philips has headed it into his own net!

[Royal Lady]

"nice pass from Karacan there, whose parents own a cafe that I've been in..."

"take a bow son"

"majeski" EVERYONE gets the pronunciation of it wrong - even 10 years down the line.

[who are ya?]

'It's a glorious afternoon here at the Majetski Stadium'

[Rex]

MR Mad is getting jiggy with Cilla in the stands. Calm down me son.

[Royal Lady]

'It's a glorious afternoon here at the Majetski Stadium'

Oh sorry - I didn't read through the whole thread!

[NR_Royal]

PITCH INVASION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cookie]

... after throwing Reading an unexpected life-line with a poor home performance against Preston ....

[chilipepper91]

Ginger ninja

Petr Cech

Frank Skinner

[SLAMMED]

"And here's stephen Hunt. Remember that time he cracked cech's skull?"

[ellpryjon]

"we are a bunch of cnuts who dont know what we are talking about, and show bias to the underdog"

[The Prisoner]

Jumpers for goalposts.

Let's just hope that football is the winner.

Oh, and if the insightful genius that is Garry Birtles is anywhere near the mic there will be some unditlited tosh about not being able to do that at this level and an agricultural mispronunciation of anyone's surname that isn't hunt.....

[cmonurz]

"News from Selhurst Park!"

"Radios in the ear of every supporter in the ground."

"John Madejski built this stadium with his own....zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"