Is Jimmy Kebe the greatest man that ever lived?

[Millsy]

NEWSFLASH - REAL REASON FOR MALI TROUBLE REVEALED

It has been revealed by locals that the real reason for the trouble in Mali is not actually the Tuareg separatists or Islamists but something far more serious.

For centuries the Malian people had been protected by their god, who looked over them and made them successful.

However it is believed that lately he has been acting irresponsibly, incarnated himself into human form and is thought to be masquerading as a footballer somewhere.

Police worldwide are on the hunt for such a figure.

The Malian government is pleading for football fans worldwide to come forward. If any fan has noticed anybody acting suspiciously to contact them urgently eg any player who tries to blend in but who randomly accidentally shows flashes of divinity, any player who seemingly does whatever he wishes when he wishes, or any player who performs supernatural acts.

The situation in Mali is urgent. Please do not delay.

[Millsy]

I just want to give myself a pat on the back for starting this thread two years ago today.

Actually you just think you started it.

Nothing happens against the Will of Kebe.

[bcubed]

NEWSFLASH - REAL REASON FOR MALI TROUBLE REVEALED

It has been revealed by locals that the real reason for the trouble in Mali is not actually the Tuareg separatists or Islamists but something far more serious.

For centuries the Malian people had been protected by their god, who looked over them and made them successful.

However it is believed that lately he has been acting irresponsibly, incarnated himself into human form and is thought to be masquerading as a footballer somewhere.

Police worldwide are on the hunt for such a figure.

The Malian government is pleading for football fans worldwide to come forward. If any fan has noticed anybody acting suspiciously to contact them urgently eg any player who tries to blend in but who randomly accidentally shows flashes of divinity, any player who seemingly does whatever he wishes when he wishes, or any player who performs supernatural acts.

The situation in Mali is urgent. Please do not delay.

[Readwin]

Saw Jimmy Kebe at Gentings casino last night.... perhaps spending his goal bonus?

[SLAMMED]

Saw Jimmy Kebe at Gentings casino last night.... perhaps spending his goal bonus?

Jimmy Kebe doesn't gamble, he knows what the outcome is going to be and decides if he wants to win or not.

[The Cap]

To be fair, and I haven't checked to see whether it's been mentioned anywhere else, I thought the vocal support for Jimmy yesterday was superb. I don't remember a player's name being sung with an outpouring like that since I don't know when.

[Rex]

Looking at that pic and previous ones to of fans in the north stand they are a emotionless lot with no anticipation of the action! Well done to the woman though putting her mittens to her mouth!! Good anticipation!

Kebe is so cool he grew a Mohican at half time.

[Cookie]

Is Jimmy Kebé the greatest man that ever lived?

What a silly question. Of course he is!!

[melonhead]

Saw Jimmy Kebe at Gentings casino last night.... perhaps spending his goal bonus?

was escorted from the premises after half an hour, due to a suspicious consecutive 30 minute run of wins on the roulette wheel

[Reading4eva]

He might have been evicted from the casino, but then he placed a bet on England to win the rugby... by the exact score. Jimmy now is richer than Anton, and may buy our club

[Millsy]

He might have been evicted from the casino, but then he placed a bet on England to win the rugby... by the exact score. Jimmy now is richer than Anton, and may buy our club

Heretic!!!

You think Jimmy needs money to buy our club????

He buys what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

[Franchise FC]

He might have been evicted from the casino, but then he placed a bet on England to win the rugby... by the exact score. Jimmy now is richer than Anton, and may buy our club

Heretic!!!

You think Jimmy needs money to buy our club????

He buys what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

He TAKES what he wants

[Millsy]

He might have been evicted from the casino, but then he placed a bet on England to win the rugby... by the exact score. Jimmy now is richer than Anton, and may buy our club

Heretic!!!

You think Jimmy needs money to buy our club????

He buys what he wants, when he wants, how he wants.

He TAKES what he wants

I shall go say 50 hail Kebes.

[DandyRoyal]

I've given Reading some stick this season for their inability to close out games, particularly when they have created good leads. Well, credit were credit is due. Manager Brian McDermott has been as resolute as his players. Jimmy Kebe has caused concerns both on and off the pitch this season. However, his first goal against Sunderland was of the highest quality and his second wasn't bad either. Pity the Frenchman's tweets aren't quite as entertaining!

Garth Crooks puts Jimmy in his team of the week but is definitely not amused by his trolling of Newcastle, probably wrote an article about it thinking it was genuine

[Rax]

I've given Reading some stick this season for their inability to close out games, particularly when they have created good leads. Well, credit were credit is due. Manager Brian McDermott has been as resolute as his players. Jimmy Kebe has caused concerns both on and off the pitch this season. However, his first goal against Sunderland was of the highest quality and his second wasn't bad either. Pity the Frenchman's tweets aren't quite as entertaining!

Garth Crooks puts Jimmy in his team of the week but is definitely not amused by his trolling of Newcastle, probably wrote an article about it thinking it was genuine

LMFAO - I think Jimmy's tweets are far more entertaining then Garth Crooks will ever be!

[Richmond Royal]

Jimi is superhuman - you might have missed this. He took the plane, he might even have flown himself, over to New Orleans to the Superbowl to score a 106 yard touchdown for the Baltimore Ravens. How do we know?
He disguised himself as Kobe Jones - the clue lies in the name - anagrammatically KOBE JONES = J KEBE SOON
Stokies beware

What a man !

[Reading4eva]

I've given Reading some stick this season for their inability to close out games, particularly when they have created good leads. Well, credit were credit is due. Manager Brian McDermott has been as resolute as his players. Jimmy Kebe has caused concerns both on and off the pitch this season. However, his first goal against Sunderland was of the highest quality and his second wasn't bad either. Pity the Frenchman's tweets aren't quite as entertaining!

Garth Crooks puts Jimmy in his team of the week but is definitely not amused by his trolling of Newcastle, probably wrote an article about it thinking it was genuine

I like Garth one of the best BBC pundits, but he must realise he is dealing with Sir Lordship the honoury Jimmy Kebe of Reading! Jimmy Kebe he does what he wants but he remains in Reading

[melonhead]

garth crooks is fukkin awful

[Simon's Church]

garth crooks is fukkin awful

'greed. In many ways he's the anti-Jimmy

[royalZILLAAA]

Jimi is superhuman - you might have missed this. He took the plane, he might even have flown himself, over to New Orleans to the Superbowl to score a 106 yard touchdown for the Baltimore Ravens. How do we know?
He disguised himself as Kobe Jones - the clue lies in the name - anagrammatically KOBE JONES = J KEBE SOON
Stokies beware

What a man !

I knew there was something Kebe-esque about it!