CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[HoneyRoastHoax]

Drenthe will be unveiled Tomorrow.
Heard it here first.

You're rubbish at this

[Divvy]

Drenthe will be unveiled Tomorrow.
Heard it here first.

I heard it will be announced in the next week, or it wont. Remember where you heard it first!

[MouldyRoyal]

You've been fooled by HNA?'s unique timezone there.

[Sweet FA]

I've been awake for days waiting for this. I'm at risk of losing my job as I can't bear to close the browser 'til something happens and I keep getting caught. He better be good.

[MouldyRoyal]

He's like a shorter, drunker Kebe.

[Royal Lady]

So - is he going to Palace now for more money or what?

[CemeteryJ]

Probably been said before, but my Dutch colleague has confirmed that it's pronounced 'Dren-tuh'.

Confirmed https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:026_Drenthe.ogg

[yuomi]

So - is he going to Palace now for more money or what?

Qutting football to open a waffle house in Apeldoorn apparently...

[Colin Cheeselog]

So - is he going to Palace now for more money or what?

Defo. Somebody made that up so it's definitely happening.

Made up things > real things.

[Rollerbob]

My source tells me that the delay is because we are waiting to announce a series of signings at the same time.

Drenthe, Hooper, Ince, Gylfi and Rhodes will all be confirmed tomorrow.

[Royal Lady]

The Palace thing was made up?? How so?? Idiots.

[floyd__streete]

The Palace thing was made up?? How so?? Idiots.

Calm down and stick the kettle on, love.

[bigmike]

People making stuff up and posting it on here pretending that it is real????

Who would have thought it

[SPARTA]

So - is he going to Palace now for more money or what?

Palace aren't in for him. It doesn't take much to create a hurrah on here, does it? Congrats, TBM.

[Royal Lady]

TBF Palace coming with an offer is more realistic than we're re-signing Gylfi or Nicky Shorey's medical at West Ham...

[Royal Ginger]

It's all made up, this thread is Big Mike's 2013 summer masterpiece.

[Millsy]

He had the medical yesterday but something concerning came up which is causing a delay in negotiations.

Sources very close to the club tell me it was discovered on testing that he is only actually 5'7". No self respecting club should pay adult wages for someone who is child size at best (except if its messi). They are negotiating hard with a child salary but are throwing in scalextrix, PSPs and snickers bars. Next step I believe will be a Ben 10 t shirt.

Apparently Drenthe is getting irritated with the slow progress of the talks.

I completely agree though. We don't want a short arse here.

[Royal Lady]

I bet LOADS of people have renewed their STs cos they thought Drenthe was coming here. Clever move by the club!

[LoyalRoyal22]

Stop panicking you bunch of losers. He is clearly going to sign.

He isn't going to Palace.

[tulip]

I still believe it's a done deal. Stop panicking!

Dutch wiki says he is a Reading player. http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royston_Drenthe