Songs for Pompey

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Ooh Aah it's the tax dodgers

Ooh Aah it's the tax dodgers

[MmmMonsterMunch]

Ok got another one

To the tune of price tag Jessie J

You ain't got no money, money, money

I think it's fcuking funny, funny, funny

Got ideas above your station

Now you're in administration

[chilipepper91]

Ok got another one

To the tune of price tag Jessie J

You ain't got no money, money, money

I think it's fcuking funny, funny, funny

Got ideas above your station

Now you're in administration

Substitute "station" for "liquidation" and swap the two, some fun to be had there

[bobby m's syrup]

Down on a sailor
You're going down on a sailor.

I now it's already been done, but it was the only thing that made me smile when they came to visit back in the relegation season.

[floyd__streete]

Brian wants us to give Pompey abuse on Tuesday - OFFICIAL.

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/page/NewsDet ... 23,00.html

[bcubed]

Love the salt n Pepa one - please make this happen!

yes top effort - got to be done

[Cape Town Royal]

What about anything by BUST(ed)

[Cape Town Royal]

What about anything by BUST(ed)

Or UB40??

[urz13]

I need a dollar - Aloe Black

[watfordroyal]

Feck off and die
Feck off and die,
You tax dodging barsturds,
Feck off and die

[LoyalRoyalFan]

WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU
WE LOVE YOU

[Vic_Flange]

Baggy Trousers - Madness

Nasty B*stards in a Nasty Club
Paymasters breaking all the rules
Having Fun and playing fools
Smashing Up the accounts and all

All the players on the pitch
Playing for a team whose in the sh*t
Trying to think of when
They will get paid again

Oh What fun You had
But actually at this time it so bad
All You Learnt at the HMRC
Was How to nick
And Not Pay Your Tax

Trying cheating Ways
To make a cheat on your tax - every days!

The Owners Had Enough Today
All the money has gone away
Gone to cheat the next tax office
Every Season That Is The Rule

Sit alone because your on the wane
Its down to the old tax again
Even the small ones tell tall tales
Just P*ss off home as you know gonna fail

Oh What fun You had
But at this time it seems so bad
All You Learnt at the HMRC
Was How to Bend
And Not Pay Your Tax
Trying cheating Ways
To make it through another day

Lots of girls and Lots of boys
In your accounts - they should have made a noise

Playing football at Fratton Park
With weakened squads in the dark

Pulling shirts and talking dirt
HMRC Comes to break it up
Back of net? No more due to your "tax Tut Tut Tut"!

Cheating B*stards, Cheating B*stards, Cheating B*stards...

OR simply:

"We'll never play you again"

[Platypuss]

H&P's meisterwork remixed for 2012:

I go down docks
Suck sailors' cocks
I wear gold and nike
I never pay my VAT
Cos' I'm a thieving pompey pikey.

[Geekins]

106, 1066666, we hold the record, 106.

[Dare to Dr£am]

[Huntley & Palmer]

H&P's meisterwork remixed for 2012:

I go down docks
Suck sailors' cocks
I wear gold and nike
I never pay my VAT
Cos' I'm a thieving pompey pikey.

[Geekins]

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[Royal Prince]

The Mary Rose (The Mary Rose),
Is wonderful (Is wonderful)
The Mary Rose is wonderful,
It sank just like Pompey,
The Mary Rose is wonderful!

[Geekins]

The Mary Rose (The Mary Rose),
Is wonderful (Is wonderful)
The Mary Rose is wonderful,
It sank just like Pompey,
The Mary Rose is wonderful!

[Cobi]

The Mary Rose (The Mary Rose),
Is wonderful (Is wonderful)
The Mary Rose is wonderful,
It sank just like Pompey,
The Mary Rose is wonderful!

Waahaay!!

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I think it's more of a "how can we take the piss out of Pompey" thread rather than "what can we sing" thread.