The Rougeometer 2012/13 - Premier League Finishing Position

[RockheadRumple]

Shun the non believer! SHUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[creative_username_1]

I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that the stats are just made up by The Rouge

[Libertine]

I'm not convinced by this 'The Rougeometer'

[PieEater]

Can a mod make this sticky?

[parky]

I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that the stats are just made up by The Rouge

It's a complicated mathmatical algorithim that is too complex for the human mind taking into account EVERY possible eventuality. It would be impossible therefore to make it up. There is also proof it works, take last season as an example, before the last game of the season it predicted 100% that we would finish 1st and just one day later we picked up the trophy, that's the most accurate prediction I've ever seen.

[creative_username_1]

I'm gonna stick my neck out and say that the stats are just made up by The Rouge

It's a complicated mathmatical algorithim that is too complex for the human mind

It's not though is it

[cmonurz]

It is a formula so complex that when Jimmy Kebe was shown it, he whispered 'I am leaving now', and ran away at the speed of light.

[creative_username_1]

It is a formula so complex that when Jimmy Kebe was shown it, he whispered 'I am leaving now', and ran away at the speed of light.

Its not though is it

[cmonurz]

It is an algorithm so devilishly difficult to comprehend that brendywendy has returned to hard drugs.

[creative_username_1]

It is an algorithm so devilishly difficult to comprehend that brendywendy has returned to hard drugs.

Its not though is it

[cmonurz]

Leave this thread, blasphemer.

[The Rouge]

1st-6th 0.2%
7th-10th 3.5%
11th-14th 12.5%
15th-17th 44.6%
18th-20th 39.2%

[Mike Hunt]

[Mike Hunt]

It is an algorithm so devilishly difficult to comprehend that brendywendy has returned to hard drugs.

Its not though is it

One last chance before death comes to you, sir.

[Platypuss]

It is an algorithm so devilishly difficult to comprehend that brendywendy has returned to hard drugs.

"returned"?

[SWLR]

In need of a refresh?

"....in times of sorrow,
The Rougeometer comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom...."

[SydenhamRoyal]

In need of a refresh?

"....in times of sorrow,
The Rougeometer comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom...."

I think I'd rather not have my fears confirmed as actual facts by the Rouge. So - if you don't mind, and all the same, and meant with the friendliest of intentions - if the Rouge could kindly oxf*rd off for a season that would be fine by me.

[SWLR]

In need of a refresh?

"....in times of sorrow,
The Rougeometer comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom...."

I think I'd rather not have my fears confirmed as actual facts by the Rouge. So - if you don't mind, and all the same, and meant with the friendliest of intentions - if the Rouge could kindly oxf*rd off for a season that would be fine by me.

I think we've established it is not 'actual facts', but..

It is an algorithm so devilishly difficult to comprehend that brendywendy has returned to hard drugs.

So while the Rouge can do as you suggest, the undying logic of the Rougeometer can not be silenced.

[TheLawnMowerMan]

In need of a refresh?

"....in times of sorrow,
The Rougeometer comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom...."

I think the Rougeometer may be temporarily out of order while one of the components (Large Hadron Collider) has some maintenance work performed.
I'm sure it will be back in time to celebrate BMc's October manager of the month award.

[SydenhamRoyal]

[quote="SWLR"]
I think we've established it is not 'actual facts', but..