by bakerlou »
02 Mar 2022 23:34
Snowflake Royal Can't accept any worst team that has Swales in ahead of Bodin.
NathStPaul Yeah not having Swales in any worst team, there are far greater crimes against left backs out there.
OK - it's all about expectations. Indulge me.
When we signed Bodin I thought "why TF have we signed him, he's an old useless c
unt", and in fairness to us all, indeed he was* - he met our expectations.
Swales on the other hand was signed with a froth of promise and of futuristic skillz and of being the next big thing, he had a trendy floppy haircut and a tidy reputation as an attacking left back. He was to be the new Dylan Kerr, only five stones lighter. He quickly had his own terrace song "Boom Boom Boom let me hear you say Swales". Hopes were high. After a few months though, it became clear that he was out of his depth, his haircut was awful, his tackling was weak and the only way our left back was going to dink a free kick into the top corner of the goal was if Kerr hobbled back onto the pitch for one of his all too brief cameos. And "Boom Boom Boom let me hear you say Swales" was a sh
it song that only vvankers sang.
There, I said it.
* I suspect many of us, myself included, felt the same when we signed Jimmy Quinn