Bikey is bored

[Platypuss]

To the tune of Day-oh

Racist.

[Tommy Youlden's Ears]

What's that comin' over the hill?
It's Andre Bikey, it's Andre Bikeaaaaaayyyy!

I'll get mi coat...

[Archie's penalty]

To the tune of Day-oh

Racist.

I knew someone would say that.

[floyd__streete]

The fact, Steve, that you couldn't bring yoursellf to accept this situation last season cost us our Premiership status and the small fortune that goes with it

So Bikey looks "languid" and takes 19 seconds if he knows he's got 20.

On the other hand, Ingimarrson is slow and only looks good when he's got a pre-injury Sonko or a Bikey alongside who have the speed to get him out of the sh*t when required but, guess who you picked evey week even after we shipped 7.

If we are supposed to move on, so should you.

Weren't you the one banging on about playing Bikey at centre-mid rather than centre-half though?

[Elm Park Old Boy]

To the tune of Day-oh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZV6o4S0V8 just in case you don't know it!!!

Bikey, Bikey
Strikers come and they wanna' go home
Say Bikey, Say Bikey Say Bikey Say Bikey Say Bikey
Strikers come and they wanna' go home

He’s six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bikey !
Strikers come and they wanna' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, Bikey !
Strikers come and they wan' go home

Work all night on a drink a' rum
Strikers come and they wanna' go home
Tackle and pass till the morning come
Strikers come and they wanna' go home

Bikey, Bikey
Strikers come and they wanna' go home
Say Bikey, Say Bikey Say Bikey Say Bikey Say Bikey
Strikers come and they wanna' go home

Fantastic! Let's do it.

[Pseud O'Nym]

To the tune of Day-oh

Racist.

I keep accidentally thinking of Bikey related lyrics. They work quite well but sadly all only fit with the tune of Peter Gabriel's Biko. I don't think that would be rascist, but I suppose it probably wouldn't be in the best possible taste?

How about something based around "Bikey has come to tear you apart again", to the tune of that jolly little Joy Division ditty?

[Royalshow]

'The hunt,the hunts will tare you apart again'

[Platypuss]

Someone should be able to knock something up along to Iko Iko

[Pseud O'Nym]

Someone should be able to knock something up along to Iko Iko

I'm not sure that "I'm going to set your pants on fire" is really in tune with "the Reading Way" is it?

[Platypuss]

Someone should be able to knock something up along to Iko Iko

I'm not sure that "I'm going to set your pants on fire" is really in tune with "the Reading Way" is it?

And all this time I was thinking it was a flag on fire!

[Pseud O'Nym]

Someone should be able to knock something up along to Iko Iko

I'm not sure that "I'm going to set your pants on fire" is really in tune with "the Reading Way" is it?

And all this time I was thinking it was a flag on fire!

Ah well, there's a few different versions, and I've read Dr John's footnotes off his boxed set.

[Kevin Doyles Right Foot]

How about Bikey is Spiderman? like we sang last year... plastics.

[Ian Royal]

How about Bikey is Spiderman? like we sang last year... plastics.

it's not very good though is it?

[Badger Finger]

It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
To beat the best player that I knowwwwwww

Coat in the post.

[Ian Royal]

It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
To beat the best player that I knowwwwwww

Coat in the post.

I like that, a lot. Which tbf is probably the kiss of death

[Wealdstone at home]

reminds me of a guy in a factory just pressing a button every now and again


so so so easy for the guy


jogs around outmuscles people.... not a striker in this league can cause him problems


simply the best centre back in the championsip by a mile

Spot on - at the start of the season I made this point as I could not see anyone living with his pace, his power and also he's got excellent touch and awareness for a centre back.

In addition to this he is just as dangerous at set pieces as Sonko.

Sonko - bought for peanuts sold for 1.5mill.
Bikey bought for (Was it 2.5 mill?) and if sold now would go for 5 to 7 mill - and he won't be sold as he is heading for the Prem with us - but if by some enormous 'twist of fate' we don't get there the club will make a huge profit again I'm sure.

Look at what other club's fans are saying about him - I certainly haven't seen any fans gloating about us mising Shorey, Kitson or Sonko.

Brilliant management - brilliant club - come on you Rrrrrs

And Bikey is a superstar.

[Avon Royal]

It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way, round Andre Bikey,
To beat the best player that I knowwwwwww

Coat in the post.

I like that, a lot. Which tbf is probably the kiss of death

Agreed.

[juanpablo]

reminds me of a guy in a factory just pressing a button every now and again


so so so easy for the guy


jogs around outmuscles people.... not a striker in this league can cause him problems


simply the best centre back in the championsip by a mile

Spot on - at the start of the season I made this point as I could not see anyone living with his pace, his power and also he's got excellent touch and awareness for a centre back.

In addition to this he is just as dangerous at set pieces as Sonko.

Sonko - bought for peanuts sold for 1.5mill.
Bikey bought for (Was it 2.5 mill?) and if sold now would go for 5 to 7 mill - and he won't be sold as he is heading for the Prem with us - but if by some enormous 'twist of fate' we don't get there the club will make a huge profit again I'm sure.

Look at what other club's fans are saying about him - I certainly haven't seen any fans gloating about us mising Shorey, Kitson or Sonko.

Brilliant management - brilliant club - come on you Rrrrrs

And Bikey is a superstar.

i think it was around the 1 million mark!

[brendywendy]

theres been loads of good songs posted on various threads
we really have to find some way to converting this into game situations
i know its unlikely, but HNA? can achieve anything cant it?

we really need to adress this, many of the new players really deserve songs, and our home atmosphere is pretty uninspiring-even when 6-0 up-its getting on my noives

there just has to be a way of getting these songs through, even just the simple ones, as we all know our fans struggle with anything too new or revolutionary

[Ferris]

to the tune of the adams family

in our defensive foursome,
he's absoulutely awesome,
from corners he will score some,
it's andre bikey