Sky commentary on Sunday - let's play cliche bingo

[Royal With Cheese]

John Madejski actually made the stadium entirely on his own with nothing but a slightly rusty spoon and a used toothbrush. That's why the stadium is named after him.

Well, I never knew that John.

[LoyalRoyal22]

`great ball from matejovskiy`

[NR_Royal]

"Against the run of play, Birmingham have salvaged a goal"

[tink]

"That early goal from ________ has really put the pressure on the other two sides now. They have to come out and attack"

"Well, in fairness, that goal hasn't really changed anything, if either side here were to score then everything would swing right back..."

"Well, they say he's one of the top referees in europe, but after his performance at Old Trafford last weekend, and now this, you seriously have to question what he was thinking there?"

"And does this lend any weight to the idea of video technology?"

"This is the kind of atmosphere that all players love to play in"

"Those players look nervous as hell. They don't like they're enjoying this at all"

[Dirk Gently]

And although Reading have done the double over both Wolves and Birmingham, the points they gifted to Sheffield United at home mean that it's the Blades who go up at their expense.

[Rex]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

[Gordons Cumming]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Which commentator who say that then?

[BR2]

"For the second week in a row our top referee Howard Webb has awarded a penalty when the world and his wife could see that it wasn't one"
"There is too much at stake to expect this game to be a classic".
"Age has caught up with Kevin Phillips".
"A great tackle by Reading's player-of-the-year who will have a keen interest in the score at Selhurst Park"
"The rain hasn't dampened the spirits of _______________'s fans"
"After a long,hard season it all comes down to whether this penalty is converted by Stephen Hunt-it's Southern Ireland v Northern Ireland,it's Catholic v Protestant,it's as big as Celtic v Rangers-he has gone off the pitch to get his lucky alice band,will it be the luck of the Irish and if so which part of Ireland?"
"The corks are out in Cork"
"Whichever team wins this game will provide competition for Stoke as the most long-ball side in The Premiership"
"Thank goodness the season is coming to an end in The Championship-the quality isn't much better than Div 2 "
"Sir John Madejski is just an ordinary fan"
"There's Chris Tarrant in the crowd with yet another new bird".
"Where did the ref get 10 minutes of added time from?"
"That could well be Kevin Doyle's last game for the club"

[madreadingfan]

"Some people are on the pitch, they think it's all over....... it is now"

[BR2]

"Some fans are ripping up bits of the pitch and the whole Reading team are joining in."

[CMRoyal]

"Harper charging through the middle, it's up for grabs now!...oh my word, why did he pass it backwards?"