Terminal BoardomRoyaleeRoyal Lady I'd stop fannying about with pretty formations and go with 4-4-2. I'd dump my Big Book of Soccer Tactics in favour of speaking to my coaching staff and, if necessary, asking JM and Hammond for a more experienced bloke to come in and takeover some of the coaching. I'd be slightly more measured in what I say to the media and I wouldn't try and big up the fans when I know that the majority of them are mightily pizzed off.
So you'd play 4-4-2 like we have in the last 2 games anyway and have someone experienced coaching us like Frank Lampard Snr?
And how much coaching experience does Fat Fwanks Daddy actually got?
Quite a lot actually, he coached at West Ham for years and years. It was around the time they started producing the likes of Joe Cole, Lampard Jnr, Michael Carrick, Glen Johnson, Jermain Defoe...you know, all those players who ended up playing for England? Not that you or Royal Lady would have any knowledge of this though given football supposedly begins and ends with Steve Coppell.