by Woodcote Royal »
05 Feb 2009 03:24
Alan Partridge Terminal Boardom ... Get a new agent.
I wonder how it feels not to be wanted by a Premier League club?
I wonder how it feels to be perceived as a pr1ck for prostituting his services to all and sundry with no return?
Can promote yourself as much as you like but the problem being he just isn't that good at football. Always a slight hindrance. Not surprising no one came in with the £5million when you can get the likes of Kevin Nolan for £4million or Bullard for the same price.
What's the most anyone has spent on Glen "Wonder Goal" Little?
As far as I can see he scored 5 goals for us in 80 odd starts.........................which, all things being equal, places his skill set in front of goal somewhere below Adam Federici's.
On the other hand, Stephen "he just isn't very good at football" Hunt has already scored 7 this season. And, yes
, we know some of them are from the spot but is it Hunty's fault that, apart from one nice chip down at Plymouth, Glen usually couldn't hit a barn door with a banjo so was always at the back of the queue for any pens?
However, there's no doubting Glen's prowess on the right wing and his delivery into the box but even here, who has more assists this season than Hunt and who cried like a baby on the one occasion he was asked to switch flanks (because his left foot isn't as good as Hunt's right)
As others have observed, you clearly don't like Hunt but that hardly excuses some of the nonsense you've written about him here. If Convey has so much more skill where the fcuk is he
Basically, Hahnemanns cr@p because he's got shorts arms and Hunty's cr@p because AP doesn't like him.