**Transfer deadline caption comp special**

[floyd__streete]

#What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live?.....#

[WoodleyRoyal]

pulls face mask off and says "i'm really robert maxwell"

oh and floyd get the beers in

[Readingfanman]

"That's right Brucie, the price is right!"

[MmmMonsterMunch]

"That's right Brucie, the price is right!"

Sir John doing karaoke:

"And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes it was my way"

[Thou Voice]

#What's it all about, Alfie? Is it just for the moment we live?.....#

"Today the life long dream is complete.

The football is gone, the fans are gone and on this was now the chance to expand my Hotel chain.

I would like to welcome you the the MadStad, Readings PREMIER hotel that supports the worlds largest 24,000 all seater outdoor ICE RING where skating is free with any room booked. Boots can be picked up in the skate shop just outside Gate 5.

Do you skate? "

[Schards#2]

Lot 13, Jobi Macanuff

who'll give me 500K, 500k?.....300K?

I've got 300, who'll give me 350, 350 on the phone.......to you sir...350 once....350 twice.... sold to the phone bidder from west london

[Terminal Boardom]

I always wondered what happened to Cilla's big strap-on

[Rex]

Yeah i remember Marciano in Raging Bull, owning a pub and doing stand- up. He had it all and blew it.

[Mike Hunt]

Lot 13, Jobi Macanuff

who'll give me 500K, 500k?.....300K?

I've got 300, who'll give me 350, 350 on the phone.......to you sir...350 once....350 twice.... sold to the phone bidder from west london

WIN

[peterroyal76]

"That's right Brucie, the price is right!"

Sir John doing karaoke:

"And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain

I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Regrets I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And saw it through without exemption

I planned each charted course
Each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way

Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out, I faced it all
And I stood tall and did it my way

I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing

To think I did all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I did it my way

For what is a man what has he got
If not himself then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

Yes it was my way"

Beat me to it!

[Chaney]

today I am announcing the launch of the new supermarket chain Madejski bargain stores, it will be unique because we will grow and produce all our own products allowing us to sell it on at a healthy profit, very soon work will begin to demolish this stadium and replace it with our first state of the art 21st century MADEJSKI BARGAIN SUPERSTORE.

[RoyalBlue]

"This deal once again demonstrates the level of my commitment to achieve a speedy return to whence we came."

"It's my club and I'll sell who I want to."

[Victor Meldrew]

"Thank you Sky Sports for letting me take over from Chris Kamara and Dean Windass-I need the money.
Oh yes Jeff, Reading are now 6-0 down but their team of under 16s are trying very hard in this Blue Square South fixture v Havant at the Lidl (used to be Waitrose)stadium and it won't be long before they are challenging for The Premiership again."

"No Jeff,I meant the Blue Square Premiership"

[robinsfriday]

Thank you all for coming to this morning's press conference. I have been asked by the players and staff here at Reading FC to sing this song. I think, I may be wrong, it's about me...


You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?


Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and


You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?

[readingbedding]

Merge the dirge.

[SLAMMED]

Lot 13, Jobi Macanuff

who'll give me 500K, 500k?.....300K?

I've got 300, who'll give me 350, 350 on the phone.......to you sir...350 once....350 twice.... sold to the phone bidder from west london

Winner

[Super Kevin Bremner!]

'If only I could get a decent fee for squad number 13 - one of the most ungrateful, unrealistic and disappointing signings I ever made'

Or...

'Wheres that cnut who started the 'If Madejski died' thread?'

Or...

'Man who delivered the dream of top-flight football to Reading F.C. for the first time in their 135 year history speaks in to microphone'

I'd say any one of these could be ya winner - but then being a Reading supporter I am biased towards the man who made one of my biggest dreams ever come true.

[Badger Finger]

'If only I could get a decent fee for squad number 13 - one of the most ungrateful, unrealistic and disappointing signings I ever made'

Or...

'Wheres that cnut who started the 'If Madejski died' thread?'

Or...

'Man who delivered the dream of top-flight football to Reading F.C. for the first time in their 135 year history speaks in to microphone'

I'd say any one of these could be ya winner - but then being a Reading supporter I am biased towards the man who made one of my biggest dreams ever come true.

Top posting!

[sandman]

Ve surrender German overlords.

[SouthDownsRoyal]

fLOLoyd streteeeeeeeeeeeee