Behind closed doors

[floyd__streete]

Armstrong and Ivar set to make their latest comebacks in a 'behind closed doors' friendly.

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/page/NewsDet ... 59,00.html

I put it you that this game is a fraud, like the moon landings it will not actually take place. But by the time the next league game comes around we will learn that Armstrong and Ivar have taken a further knock and will be 'unavailable'.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

[Scarface]

Armstrong and Ivar set to make their latest comebacks in a 'behind closed doors' friendly.

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/page/NewsDet ... 59,00.html

I put it you that this game is a fraud, like the moon landings it will not actually take place. But by the time the next league game comes around we will learn that Armstrong and Ivar have taken a further knock and will be 'unavailable'.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY.

Brilliant

[Focher]

i heard its being played at Stanlake Meadow, RG10.

[Svlad Cjelli]

Latest News from this : No-one told Armstrong the doors would be closed, and he injured himself bashing into them when trying to get into the ground.

[Big Foot]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

[Stranded]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

[Terminal Boardom]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

One of the best posts I have ever seen on here.

[Ferris]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

HTH

[Sarah Star]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Latest pictures seem to show that he looks like Ivar Ingimarsson. Coincidence? I think not.

[Who Moved The Goalposts?]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

Nah. Fake. The shadows are all wrong.

[Svlad Cjelli]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Latest pictures seem to show that he looks like Ivar Ingimarsson. Coincidence? I think not.

Perhaps they've taken the working parts from each of them and combined them to make one fit defender?

[Who Moved The Goalposts?]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Latest pictures seem to show that he looks like Ivar Ingimarsson. Coincidence? I think not.

Perhaps they've taken the working parts from each of them and combined them to make one fit defender?

Frankensstroeng?

(sorry - couldn't do the umlaut)

[floyd__streete]

Bloke down the pub reckons that Hogwood doesn't actually exist and that they actually still train at Adwest.

[Percy's Rocket]

We have no room for these two now what with two fantastic left backs in Cummings and Williams with Harte as cover and four centre backs. We should sell them for 2 million each.

[Muskrat]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

I'm convinced. Must be behind closed doors as there doesn't seem to be much atmosphere in the stadium....

Gets coat and leaves quietly....

[Friday's Child]

LOL @ this thread.

[glass half full]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

I'm convinced. Must be behind closed doors as there doesn't seem to be much atmosphere in the stadium....

Gets coat and leaves quietly....

Do we recognise the gravity of the situation?

[Row Z Royal]

Sure I'm not alone when I say I'd forgotten what Armstrong looked like

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

LOL

[Sarah Star]

Latest pictures seem to show that he looks like Ivar Ingimarsson. Coincidence? I think not.

Perhaps they've taken the working parts from each of them and combined them to make one fit defender?

Ivarchris Ingiarmstrong, the 6 million bionic man (we can rebuild him. We have the transfer funds)

[Pool and Darts]

Here he is in his new protective kit, about to take a corner

I'm convinced. Must be behind closed doors as there doesn't seem to be much atmosphere in the stadium....

Gets coat and leaves quietly....

Do we recognise the gravity of the situation?

Stop this lunar-cy.