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[TBM]

That bloke i signed back in January...........can he play centre half?

[Agent Balti]

That bloke i signed back in January...........can he play centre half?

NH: Twitter says No, Brian.

[Muskrat]

That bloke i signed back in January...........can he play centre half?

BMcD - have you got an app on your phone that can value that player there?
NH - Just checking.

[CayeneMatt]

That bloke i signed back in January...........can he play centre half?

BM: Nicky, can I get a set of legs like him?

[trueroyal1871]

Now that Nicky my love is a wonderful arse, check your contacts to see if you can find me a boy with one just like that.

[cmonurz]

"I expect the new kit each year to be disappointing, but this is going too far."

[NR_Royal]

"Remind me, why did we sign this guy?"

[The Prisoner]

Brian McDermott practices catalogue pose whilst Nick Hammond surfs for porn and Brett Williams contemplates removal of child's rubber ring.

[Gordons Cumming]

Phone the supplier of those new slimline corsets and get me half a dozen

[TommyF]

BMcD: You know what Nicky, cutting up those carrier bags could just about save us enough for a new center back I reckon.

[specialjon]

B Mcd: We should get ourselves some of that fake tan. NH Just buying some on amazon

[Forbury Lion]

Brian - What's he doing here? I sent you an e-mail telling you not to sign him
Nicky - Really... let me check.

[Tamworth_Royal]

[quote="TBM"]

Hammond talking bollocks on one hand and texting "Fire sale" on the other

[brendywendy]

bald man talks to unassuming looking man, while pointing at a third man who is adjusting some sort of strapping

[surrounded by saints]

remind me hapless, who did you say this guy is?

[Extended-Phenotype]

"I am going to FCUK him, HARD and SLOW. "

"Ok... what?"

[Extended-Phenotype]

[quote="TBM"]

"Wait a f//ing minute, that's my wife's garter..."

"No it isn't Brian, Don't be silly. Here, I have a picture of it on here somewhere..."

[TommyF]

We're not having Paul Daniels for the end of year bash again. it's still obvious where we joined him back together. Great idea of yours to give him Longy's legs though. Quick, accept the Newcastle bid

[leicsRoyal]

Just check on the OS, have we released the full version of this shirt yet?

On 2nd thoughts, can you get JD Sports on that phone?

[Vic_Flange]

BMc : Y'know, I'm sure I put his T-shirt in at 30 degrees...
NH : Keep your dopey mouth shut, I'll take a picture and we'll get the b*ggers on compensation. Just Dont telll Sir John, he'll have our dosh away in a micosecond.