Songs for Pompey

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Songs for Pompey

by madstadblues » 29 Feb 2012 14:18

I have no sympathy for the club that bought its's FA Cup run, got us relegated by playing their ressies and had John Gittens turn Trevor Morley into Metal Mickey. I am very hopeful that the Wit and Satire of the East Stand is in full flow Tuesday and we royally stuff them.

"David Kitson NOT a bargin, NOT a bargin"

In homage to the great songsters 'middle of the road"

"Where your money, wheres your money gone - far, far away...."

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Dare to Dr£am » 29 Feb 2012 14:19

"Pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"

"Go bust, and you know you should, go bust, and you know you should.. etc etc.

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by WoodleyRoyal » 29 Feb 2012 14:33

Cheats Cheats Cheats Cheats

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by From Despair To Where? » 29 Feb 2012 14:35

Apologies to Salt & Pepa


Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani

Lets talk about Tax

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Fox Talbot » 29 Feb 2012 15:27

H M
H M R
H M R C OK!

We'll never play you again .

Last sung with feeling at The Manor in 2001. Got them twice soon after in the league cup, natch.


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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Schards#2 » 29 Feb 2012 15:33

The pompey's going bust
The pompey's going bust
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receiverrrrrs
The pompey's going bust

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Big Foot » 29 Feb 2012 16:00

Shamelessly nicked from Schards c.2010

Our balance sheet
(our balance sheet)
Is better than yours
(Is better than yours)
Our balance sheet is better than yours,
We're embracing fiscal prudence,
Our balance sheet is better than yours

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Binfield Royal » 29 Feb 2012 16:00

Not a song but...

In other news, a pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Fratton Park on Saturday. Police are treating it as a takeover bid...














I'll get me coat...

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by RoyalBlue » 29 Feb 2012 16:28

It's not about the money, money, money,
We don't need your money, money, money,
We just wanna take the three points
It's all about promotion

Or

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Money for nothin' and your Kitson free

Anton is a rich man,
Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum


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Re: Songs for Pompey

by leicsRoyal » 29 Feb 2012 16:34

To the tune of 'what's that coming over the hill'



What's that another unpaid bill, it's for the tax man, yes for the tax man.

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by LoyalRoyalFan » 29 Feb 2012 16:36

Does anyone know how to cancel an eBay bid? I've made an offer for a Mickey Mouse outfit and I'm five minutes away from owning Portsmouth.

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by leicsRoyal » 29 Feb 2012 16:40

HMRC have stated that Portsmouth will be safe for at least one more season......


Spring

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by BenReadingFC » 29 Feb 2012 16:49

From Despair To Where? Apologies to Salt & Pepa


Let's Talk about Tax, Pompey
Let's talk about VAT
Lets talk about how the oxf*rd
That you could afford Benjani

Lets talk about Tax


Love it :lol:


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Re: Songs for Pompey

by URZZ » 29 Feb 2012 16:50

Portsmouth Football Club, you've always been shit... You've always been shit - etc

GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN, GOING DOWN [Simple, but always, always hurts. Even more so in their circumstances]

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Friday's Legacy » 29 Feb 2012 16:59

Dare to Dr£am "Pay up Pompey, Pompey pay up"

"Go bust, and you know you should, go bust, and you know you should.. etc etc.


guaranteed!

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Friday's Legacy » 29 Feb 2012 17:01

Schards#2 The pompey's going bust
The pompey's going bust
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receivers
There bringing in the receiverrrrrs
The pompey's going bust


i hope this gets an airing! haha

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by SLAMMED » 29 Feb 2012 17:05

You shouldn't be here, you shouldn't be heeeere! You tax dodging bastard, you shouldn't be here.

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Friday's Legacy » 29 Feb 2012 17:11

SLAMMED You shouldn't be here, you shouldn't be heeeere! You tax dodging bastard, you shouldn't be here.


i want this as well :lol: ah please get these started. so many laughs to be had on tuesday. i hope they bring a decent away following to give a little back; that'll only encourage us. haha

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Ian Royal » 29 Feb 2012 17:50

Big Foot Shamelessly nicked from Schards c.2010

Our balance sheet
(our balance sheet)
Is better than yours
(Is better than yours)
Our balance sheet is better than yours,
We're embracing fiscal prudence,
Our balance sheet is better than yours

Genius. :lol:

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Re: Songs for Pompey

by Jackson Corner » 29 Feb 2012 17:57

We paid for your cup
We paid for your cup
You tax dodging pikeys
we paid for your cup

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