OK, who changed Kebe's wikipedia this time?

[Compo's Hat]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K% ... #section_1

Kebe once raced a cheetah over 300m in the Malian desert, winning by almost 5 seconds. As a result he was asked to tone down his speed as it gave him too much of an advantage over mortal players. In the 2012 Olympics Kebe took gold in every event sending Mali top of the medals table. He was regarded as a national hero and a major sporting icon of the 21st century. Kebe became the World's Richest Man on the 21st June 2012 following a performance at the Queen's Jubilee Disco.

[Norfolk Royal]

There's quite a clever fake Kebe twitterer as well, probly same person who did this.

[RobRoyal]

quite a clever fake Kebe

probly same person who did this.

Sounds unlikely.

[Handsome Man]

Haven't we all done it?

[handbags_harris]

You mean it's not true?

[Alf Hooker]

You mean it's not true?

No, he only beat the cheetah by 2 secs not the 5 being scandalously claimed..

[Barry the bird boggler]

Which Reading player's Wiki entry will be added/altered/corrected next...?

[Uncle Andy]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K%C3%A9b%C3%A9#section_1

Kebe once raced a cheetah over 300m in the Malian desert, winning by almost 5 seconds. As a result he was asked to tone down his speed as it gave him too much of an advantage over mortal players. In the 2012 Olympics Kebe took gold in every event sending Mali top of the medals table. He was regarded as a national hero and a major sporting icon of the 21st century. Kebe became the World's Richest Man on the 21st June 2012 following a performance at the Queen's Jubilee Disco.

My money is on your brother mate!

[Compo's Hat]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K%C3%A9b%C3%A9#section_1

Kebe once raced a cheetah over 300m in the Malian desert, winning by almost 5 seconds. As a result he was asked to tone down his speed as it gave him too much of an advantage over mortal players. In the 2012 Olympics Kebe took gold in every event sending Mali top of the medals table. He was regarded as a national hero and a major sporting icon of the 21st century. Kebe became the World's Richest Man on the 21st June 2012 following a performance at the Queen's Jubilee Disco.

My money is on your brother mate!

[Mike Hunt]

We need to change his picture. The one on there is terrible.

But it is locked from the contant abuse until tomorrow.

I vote:

[ZacNaloen]

That's his air breaking manoeuvre so he can safely decelerate innit?

[Mike Hunt]

That's his air breaking manoeuvre so he can safely decelerate innit?

I believe this photo was taken after he scored a goal against WBA in 7 seconds. Definitely a deceleration maneuver.

[arthurfondrelli]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesut_%C3%96zil

[Terminal Boardom]

You mean it's not true?

No, he only beat the cheetah by 2 secs not the 5 being scandalously claimed..

Bollocks that. Information exclusively leaked to me states quite clearly that the winning margin was 8 seconds

[Gordons Cumming]

Kebe has scored 24 goals for Reading?

[dogzbollox]

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_K%C3%A9b%C3%A9#section_1

Kebe once raced a cheetah over 300m in the Malian desert, winning by almost 5 seconds. As a result he was asked to tone down his speed as it gave him too much of an advantage over mortal players. In the 2012 Olympics Kebe took gold in every event sending Mali top of the medals table. He was regarded as a national hero and a major sporting icon of the 21st century. Kebe became the World's Richest Man on the 21st June 2012 following a performance at the Queen's Jubilee Disco.

I remember the time I was in the Malian desert and there was this cheetah stalking towards me & my mate - I reached into my backpack and pulled out my brand new Nikes and slipped them on - my mate said you'll never outrun a cheetah in them, I said 'As long as I outrun you mate I don't care!'

[Absent Dad]