Reading vs Oman?

[ReadingRooney]

Hello,

I am new to this forum and will be visiting my first game this Saturday as Reading take on Oman at the Madejski Stadium. I will be bringing my son, Michael, of 3 years, my other son, Jacob, of 2, and my wife, Margaret, of 54. I anticipate that I will be seated in the West Stand, as I have been told that the East Stand is for drunken brutes, and I prefer an atmosphere that you'd associate with cricket, more than the stereotypical 'who are ya*?' dribble that comes with the beautiful game.

I am wondering, how would I get to the Madejski Stadium? I am currently living in Oxford and have supported the mighty Royals for just over 5 months now.

Thank you for your help, fellow R's! COME ON THE BOYS IN BLUE AND WHITE.

* ya = you.

[Will95]

I can't even find a funny response to this

[genome]

[Pepe the Horseman]

Hello,

I am new to this forum and will be visiting my first game this Saturday as Reading take on Oman at the Madejski Stadium. I will be bringing my son, Michael, of 3 years, my other son, Jacob, of 2, and my wife, Margaret, of 54. I anticipate that I will be seated in the West Stand, as I have been told that the East Stand is for drunken brutes, and I prefer an atmosphere that you'd associate with cricket, more than the stereotypical 'who are ya*?' dribble that comes with the beautiful game.

I am wondering, how would I get to the Madejski Stadium? I am currently living in Oxford and have supported the mighty Royals for just over 5 months now.

Thank you for your help, fellow R's! COME ON THE BOYS IN BLUE AND WHITE.

* ya = you.

Hi RR,

Welcome to HNA?

Please could you post a picture of the lovely Margaret so we can advise further?

Regards

Pepe

[Green]

Is Margaret the mother of your two boys?

Just trying to the maths, struggling with it a bit. She sounds lovely though, what will she be wearing to the fixture

[tee peg]

Qualolity stuff.Oh and welcome.

[ReadingRooney]

Can we please keep it civilised and appropriate?

[mr_number]

Is Margaret the mother of your two boys?

Just trying to the maths, struggling with it a bit. She sounds lovely though, what will she be wearing to the fixture

My mother had me at 40, which I thought was pushing a bit, but I've turned out pretty perfectly anyway. 50+ seems like pushing it, but Margaret does sound like a special woman, so I suspect she's done a gr8 job.

[Einstein agogo]

Bizarre piss take or he's a jaffa/she's barren and they had to adopt

[Pepe the Horseman]

Maybz they never wanted to have kids, then Mags hit fiddy, and they realised they were missing summit. So went for it, and made two beautiful miracles.

[Gordons Cumming]

I don't believe a word of it.

Use Multimap or something if you don't know how to get here.............

[Ouroboros]

My mother had me at 40, which I thought was pushing a bit

Did you make your concerns clear at the time?

[Reading4eva]

East Stand - Full of Drunken Brutes

[Scutterbucketz]

If I had to guess, I'd say this is the work of a very bored Kes.

[mr_number]

My mother had me at 40, which I thought was pushing a bit

Did you make your concerns clear at the time?

I wish I had, I wish I had.

[Harrydog]

Hi ReadingRooney
I suggest you join the M1 and just keep driving.

[Royal Ginger]

Can we please keep it tepid and boring?

http://royalsrendezvous.co.uk/index/

[genome]

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[Ouroboros]

I think the important thing that people are overlooking here is that Rooney doesn't even play for Reading.

Therefore you've got to ask whether we should even take the OP seriously at all.

EDIT: the issue of the ages of these "children" just compounds my sense of unease.

[MouldyRoyal]

A nice tag team one-two there m8