Who is the oxf*rd in the shorts?
A question oft posed by away visitors, who's the oxf*rd in the shorts? Can this question be finally answered?
Don't know, but apparently he shags everyone's sister 
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Ian Royal
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It's definitely not me, though he does sit quite close to me.
Does he wear flip flops as well as shorts ?
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Royal_jimmy
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He sits on my row
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He's so fat that he sits on your row rather than in a seat?
Royal_jimmy He sits on my row
He's so fat that he sits on your row rather than in a seat?
RoyalBlue TRoyal_jimmy He sits on my row
He's so fat that he sits on your row rather than in a seat?
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Ian Royal
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Royal_jimmy He sits on my row
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He seems to move around a bit from what I've seen.
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Ian Royal It's definitely not me, though he does sit quite close to me.
Jeez, Ian, if he's in your front room listening
to the same radio, can't you just ASK HIM?
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Is Riseley back?
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Oh shit! I wear shorts normally but my last game I went to was away at Chatlton. What game was this guy at? I feel inclined to wear shorts all year round for some reason due to living on the coast 
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ExmouthRoyal Oh shit! I wear shorts normally but my last game I went to was away at Chatlton. What game was this guy at? I feel inclined to wear shorts all year round for some reason due to living on the coast
most home games
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He's definitely a paedophile and shouldn't be allowed to attend any games.
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ExmouthRoyal
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Oh right, I wasn't at the game yesterday so can be eliminated from any enquiries.
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The guy in the shorts was sat in front of me at Charlton.
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ExmouthRoyal
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Didcotroyals15 The guy in the shorts was sat in front of me at Charlton.
Sat? Nah that wouldn't of been me. So who is this guy then............
He's quite often in Monks before games. That's all I know.
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tidus_mi2 A question oft posed by away visitors, who's the oxf*rd in the shorts? Can this question be finally answered?
They must be either illuminush shorts or act as a right twat to be spotted game in game out.
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ExmouthRoyal Oh shit! I wear shorts normally but my last game I went to was away at Chatlton. What game was this guy at? I feel inclined to wear shorts all year round for some reason due to living on the coast
You wore shorts to Charlton? You're more of a man than me. That was bloody cold that day.
I couldn't work out whether shorts man's shorts at the Cardiff game were the ones from the yellow away kit in 2013 or keepers shorts from this season...
I think it's funny how the away fans spot him every game and he just doesn't seem fazed by the abuse he gets. Fair play to him, I say
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