So I tried this out for Orlando Sa but people favoured a more off the shelf song. Don't know if any other players have an Abba song so perhaps we could be original this time?
There was something in the air tonight the sky was bright Leandro.
Could all be moot though as the naysayers on here are predicting he'll be shit and shit players who never smash people in tackles, clear the ball off the line or score bags of goals don't usually get any kind of song.
If you do want something off the shelf then maybe something along the lines of:
He comes from Curaçao
And now he lives near Slough